| 1. | Maddox Rant
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Heres a summary of every major type of email I receive:
The special request:
I get email from people who ask me to write about their lives:
Hey maddox, could you write a page about my english teacher Mrs. ...
My ex-biggest fan:
At least once per week, without fail, I get...
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| 2. | i liek sports
... Rollin Blunts and smokin "hey can I get a nickle bag? ... I think I want to know ya know ya yeah what. ... Did you tell him I said hey? I saw him at tiki bobs one night. ... Hes typing my essay for me because I cant type very well. ... I havnt been to bethel in about three weeks cause...
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| 3. | Me Myself and I
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nancye says:
hey
nancye says:
i havent really decided yet. ... I dont want to do it myself! ...
nancye says:
yeah i tried that last nite but all i kept geting was crap essays
Only Me! ... says:
u not finding anything which means i probably wont! ... i hate the net. i can never ...
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| 4. | FREAK SHOW You d Never Believe It If I Told You
... Ahh well, I guess Ando knows what he’s doing. ... I mean surely if all those great players couldn’t get a start, we must have a pretty kick arse team right now, hey?”
“Well, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but we’re coming second last. ... ”
“You’d be surprised.”
“I’m sure I...
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| 5. | Hey Whipple Squeeze this analysis
For our book report, I chose to read Luke Sullivan’s, “Hey Whipple, Squeeze This: A Guide to Creating Great Ads. ... Whipple, Charmin’s toilet paper spokesman. He spoke of how much he and the rest of America could not stand the annoying, irritating, old man who constantly appeared on televisions ac...
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| 6. | Walking Out of heaven
Im rolling down a lonley highway asking god to please forgive me for messing up tha blessing he gave to me i see,
evrything clearer now the nights is black as, black as its ever been
with out my girl imma lose it i pray that he would just shed his grace on me, i need, just to be back with my baby
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| 7. | SGSGSDGSD
WckdFury (10:31:26 AM): hey hey WckdFury (10:31:27 AM): how ya feeling rf0 9 1 (10:31:30 AM): hi!!! rf0 9 1 (10:31:33 AM): all better :-) rf0 9 1 (10:31:36 AM): how about you? WckdFury (10:31:39 AM): :-D:-D:-D yay!!! rf0 9 1 (10:31:41 AM): how was your doctors appointment? WckdFury (10:31:47 AM): no...
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| 8. | text
11/18/02 7:49 PM SexiVee2321: hey this is veronica new sn 11/19/02 9:14 PM SexiVee2321: wuzzzzzzzzzz up? 11/19/02 9:19 PM CrAzYrYaN24: hey SexiVee2321: wuzzzzzzzz up butthead SexiVee2321: ? CrAzYrYaN24: lol CrAzYrYaN24: whats up CrAzYrYaN24: how do i act like an asshole SexiVee2321: nm SexiVee2321: ...
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| 9. | Scene 14
... And all of it flue out into this:
Scene 1. ... After the second glass of beer sincere talk began among them:
Scene 2
Manager Sapp(Azamat): Hey, I read in the newspaper that the business going up and up. ... Yesterday it was like this:
Scene 3
Manager Sapp(Azamat): ok, listen up everybod...
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| 10. | dfbdfgdf
i love me i love me i love me i love me and i love u its because u its such an awesome word i love you i mean the only time you actually say it is i think you are the world you are amazing WckdFury (10:31:26 AM): hey hey WckdFury (10:31:27 AM): how ya feeling rf0 9 1 (10:31:30 AM): hi!!! rf0 9 1 (10...
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| 11. | SHort story
During the summer I didn’t do much but sit home and play baseball. I really didn’t hang out or do anything, and I didn’t even have a girlfriend so most of my time wasn’t taken up. I really wanted someone to talk to, and kiss while I did nothing but you cant always get what you want. Anyways my mothe...
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| 12. | Antinoos Hey Man Telemakhos has been in power too long The more he stays the less
[Antinoos]: Hey Man, Telemakhos has been in power too long. The more he stays, the less chance we have to get Penelope. ...
[Melanthois]: ………………………………………………
[Antinoos]: So what the best way to get rid of him? ...
[Melanthios]: ………………………………………………
[Antinoos]: Sounds cool Man! ... We don...
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| 13. | How to avoid police encounters on foot
I once had a cat. His name had four letters. I like to pet my cat at times, unless he scratches me. than I get angry. Oh yeah, to avoid the cops, just dont get in trouble! But if you must, just join cross country! It is a sure fire way to get fast in no time. Look at me. I run and I have never been ...
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| 14. | aldsjf
Justinjyost: hey Justinjyost: we gonna go and get the tickets Justinjyost: u there Justinjyost: ? Justinjyost: well im gonna shower then ill talk to u Justinjyost: ill brb in 15 Justinjyost: u there Justinjyost: god damn where are u Justinjyost: well say something when u come back Justinjyost: if u ...
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| 15. | Hey Lengel Leave those Girls alone
Hey, Lengel, Leave Those Girls Alone! ... He uses the situation with the girls as a launching pad for him to go out into the real world, and to break that safe and secure routine. This story has many underlying themes that help truly give the work a deeper meaning, and a couple of those themes woul...
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| 16. | How to be a philosopher ...
The most difficult thing about writing down and defining a personal philosophy is doing it in one sentence. There are a million phrases written by millions of philosophers over thousands of years, all of which make me think "Hey, that’s amazing" when I read them the first time, but which then make m...
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| 17. | Questions By Darren
Darren's all, "oooh hey, answer these questions i made up," and i'm all "yeah aight." When was the last time you Shit your pants: i pee'd my pants when i was in sixth grade (which i just wrote as sixed, but decided that was wrong) and shitting, i'm not sure, i know it was long before that. i don't s...
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| 18. | Elezebith
ELIZABETH EXILED! July 4, 1544 Greenwich Elizabeth will be sent to Hat field instead of going to Dover with the king. When playing the harpsichord to her Father he asked if the song had a verse and to please sing so reluctantly sang Robin clad in green did come to see the queen “And sitting by the t...
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| 19. | The Conversation
Session Start: 20 April 2003 | | Participants: | | Night shift - Freeway / Bleek (deborahjaskolka@hotmail.com) | | ...end them over and feed them my watch (ryan_solo@hotmail.com) | .--------------------------------------------------------------------. [19:55:31] Night shift..: hey [19:59:54] Night s...
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| 20. | Black Labs
Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation. ._(232,149,234)*..·´¯´·..·*[..H奣í ..]*·..·´¯´·..* _2O.M.P says: hey friday RuMbLe cant wait says: hey ._(232,149,234)*..·´¯´·..·*[..H奣í ..]*·..·´¯´·..* _2O.M.P says: wats up friday RuMbLe cant wait says: not m...
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| 21. | Friendship
Hey sweetie! how are you doing?!?! well i am doing pretty good! Well i just want to tell you that i am sorry for this whole thing! I know that when i said you werent valuing our friendship...it was b/c of me, i know i have been with brittany alot lately, so i understand how you felt. I guess i said...
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| 22. | dfbdfgdf
i love me i love me i love me i love me and i love u its because u love me when will i profess my love for u i want u now i live u i love u i love u love love lovel ove its such an awesome word i love you i mean the only time you actually say it is when u mean it and i do mean it sincerely right now...
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| 23. | analsis
Part One Dear Friend Hey what’s up? Nothing much here. How is your summer going, do anything fun? I wrote to you to tell you about the movie (Barber- Shop) I had gone to see it last week. Man you definitely should go to see this movie. It’s funny, romantic, and action packed. Three good movies all r...
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| 24. | Sharks
What happens to you when you hear the music from the movie JAWS? Do chills run down your spine? Do you think of sharks coming out of the depths at you? Our active imaginations have made sharks into modern day monsters. But do you really know what your chances are of getting attacked by a shark? Just...
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| 25. | legalize marujuana
Picture a young adult in his late teens lying on a cold, dry, medal slab dead from an alcohol overdose. Now imagine a boy or girl roughly the same age, smoking marijuana and living to see another day. Why should a drug as deadly as alcohol be legal, when a much safer drug like marijuana is illegal? ...
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| 26. | woohoo
gOtHiCLiLPeNgWiN: guess what!!! gOtHiCLiLPeNgWiN: guess gOtHiCLiLPeNgWiN: guess gOtHiCLiLPeNgWiN: guess gOtHiCLiLPeNgWiN: guess gOtHiCLiLPeNgWiN: and its not i love you, but i do love you gOtHiCLiLPeNgWiN: hello? Paranoidisme6669: hey gOtHiCLiLPeNgWiN: you there? gOtHiCLiLPeNgWiN: you went to take a...
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| 27. | why dickwads suck
Question: Hi Deron, You have probably been asked this before but what the hey......In the CKY Landspeed video was it hard to get down from being taped to a pole for the to all of you slot?? It's just me and my sis were watching it and that popped into our heads. asked by Louise on Wednesday, Decembe...
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| 28. | To Kill A Mockingbird
Discrimination and prejudice are widely accepted in the 1930s in the small town of Maycomb County, Alabama. The unjust treatment of many people who live in this small town is clearly accepted by all. Everyday day life for the people of Maycomb County is filled with discrimination and prejudice. In H...
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| 29. | love
hey pank, > > what are you up to. Not to much here. I just realized > that I have a test > tomarrow for math not gooood. Then on next tuesday I have > a test for mass > media god I hate that class. the chick did not email me > with the homework > so I will e-mail her and ask her what in th hell is g...
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| 30. | change msn message logs
friends look at this crappy example 24/08/2004 16:28:27 (A) ANGEL (A) girl meets guy-guy meets girl.duh hey 24/08/2004 16:28:29 (A) ANGEL (A) girl meets guy-guy meets girl.duh whats up 24/08/2004 16:28:35 girl meets guy-guy meets girl.duh (A) ANGEL (A) nufin 24/08/2004 16:28:39 girl meets guy-guy me...
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| 31. | minaon shits
rude rude rude barbies says: hello rude rude rude barbies says: wat r u doin brauwcow4loobshauw says: hey natty brauwcow4loobshauw says: im pissed off at my mum brauwcow4loobshauw says: wat u doin? rude rude rude barbies says: why ? brauwcow4loobshauw says: coz she wont let me go to brads dads house...
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| 32. | Variations on a Theme
=11/13/2002= Music: Variations on a Theme I am, by and large, a joyless individual. Ask anyone who knows me. Okay, so that's not really true. I actually have a lot of fun, and enjoy life perhaps a little too much. I'm one of those people who can be eerily energetic regardless of how much sleep I've ...
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| 33. | two play football you must be in grate shap but the most importan part is that your in the game mentalie
TgFtbll214: tim sherwood got coght stealking 2 fast 2 feroius an daddy day care from city markit today LudaChrisGJ26: lol omg what happened to him lol what a loser TgFtbll214: idk what happend to him LudaChrisGJ26: who was with him TgFtbll214: cus i iddient know he was strealing all that stuff an i ...
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| 34. | ooga booga
ooga booga is a phrase i use very often it means nothing!!! now give me my essay!!! how many more words do i need? i hope it aint much more because that would really suck! i bet you cant guess how many words that i have typed so far. go ahead and try... three... nope your wrong. man you really suck ...
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| 35. | Jose Marti
Why are names important? Well imagine nobody having names. You would walk through the streets while people yelling out, “You girl/boy” or “Hey cutie” or “You in the so and so outfit”. That would be rude first of all and dumb. Well I surely think so. There are so many unique facts about names. Here i...
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| 36. | Squash the Cherrios
Squash the Cheerios “Cherry-o!” “Chow!” These not so a-peeling greetings lettuce cucumber to anybody you meat and butter them up. Well peas take my advise and don’t fish for a condiment everywhere you go. The raison some people (if you ask me, they’re a little fruity) say this boloney is not to reli...
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| 37. | Conversation
Dani: We leave now! Josh: OK! Dani: How do we get there? (Look Puzzled) Josh: We can walk there, it won’t take long, and we will be there by sundown so I’ll bring some money so we can stay the night at a hotel or something. Dani: Ok let’s get a move on then. (Dani and Josh are walking to the city) J...
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| 38. | hey hey
I. THE CRIMINAL OFFENSE 1 1. THE CRIMINAL ACT 1 A. THE NEED FOR ACTUS REUS 2 1. Overt Act 2 Proctor v. State 2 2. Possession 2 State v. Palmer 2 People v. Valot 2 MPC §2.01(4): Possession as an Act 2 Earle v. US 2 B. OMISSIONS 2 Jones v. US 2 People v. Beardsley 2 MPC §2.01(3): Omission as Basis o...
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| 39. | None
Paul Williams Title “Hey, ma, what up?” My mother always finds this line funny when I call her. She always responds with a chuckle, “I don’t know Samantha ‘what is up’?” Sometimes it is hard for me to forget that I am talking to my mother and not one of my friends, she’d probably prefer the good old...
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| 40. | feel better
Hey girl. I heard you had Strep Throat so i decided to write to you instead of calling you so that way you wont have to talk. From what I have been hearing you seem to have gotten the wrong idea from what i left you on the board. I had an awful week followed by the worst posibble day. Noone was at t...
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| 41. | shit happens
some days shit just hapens.
we have to accept this shit in whatever form it may come and there are various forms of shit. some days the shit isnt so hard and some days its ugly as can be. ... but hey we all learn from or mistakes and accept the fact that we must put the old shit behind us to make...
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| 42. | Risks
In my life, there were a lot of risks I have taken and many that I regret, but there is one in particular that sticks out. Back in July of 2001, me and a 3 of my friends were at a Puerto-Rican festival that was held in Branch Brook Park. It was a rather warm day, and as we were on the way to the par...
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| 43. | Winston Cigarettes
Winston Cigarettes
Tobacco companies are probably the most conniving and deceptive of all the companies that place advertisements in magazines. That’s why I figured an ad for Winston cigarettes would be the best way to go, and coincidentally I was just recently hired by Winston to come up with ...
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| 44. | college essays
hey my name is baby. i am fourteen years old. i live in new york. it is really cool here. i like to live in new york. i want to go to college. do you want to go to college? this essay is about how to write a good college essay. firstly, you should not try to make them feel bad for you beause that wi...
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| 45. | Liar lover
What advantage can I lie have over the truth? Everyone has lied, so you could answer me that question. I would tell you the truth is always better than the lie, not mattering what happens afterwards. Sometimes, we do not want to take apart the lie from the truth, we would use them as one and then we...
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| 46. | Summary on Clay Juan Gatbonton
... Clay was probably waiting for me at the barracks already. ...
Clay was one of the American army mechanics, my best friend. ...
I was diving once, and there at the pool I met Clay. ... Clay walked out of the door of the barracks and to where I was waiting. ... “It would have made the ...
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| 47. | Dont Have One
lazeeee
yez
i got the chill u dont
i kno u dont
so take dat
lol
haha
i got lifestyle :P
ull pay for dat
geeez
u n seer r double teamin now
and nima dont
lol
[ booo europeanz
OOOOOO
comeback
i got a solution u both shutup n u both give meeh
ahha
Lazeeeeee smackz see...
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| 48. | Grade 11 Rep Speech
Hey sup! Before I do my speech I’d like to get you guys in to the groove with a song! **Sing Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting (short…approxi 30sec-1min) Canada is a great place! The people, the enviroment…and so is Colonel By! Our school reflects Canada as a multicultural country represented in a micr...
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| 49. | hi
hey Someone that has changed my life!! Adam Niemeier The person who I think has changed my outlook on life was my Nan. My Nan changed my life through many things that she did with me, as I was growing up. When I was little she helped me with my fear of the water, every holidays and every time she wo...
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| 50. | hey don't read
The black rainbows of chaos stretch from here to yesteryear and my purple elephants manage them. The sallow faced blue rabbits attempt to overthrow the empire of the great and beautiful but to no avail. Somehow, someway, we shall overcome and dance the incantescent purple rain of hippiness, yes we s...
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