| 1. | text 11/18/02 7:49 PM SexiVee2321: hey this is veronica new sn 11/19/02 9:14 PM SexiVee2321: wuzzzzzzzzzz up? 11/19/02 9:19 PM CrAzYrYaN24: hey SexiVee2321: wuzzzzzzzz up butthead SexiVee2321: ? CrAzYrYaN24: lol CrAzYrYaN24: whats up CrAzYrYaN24: how do i act like an asshole SexiVee2321: nm SexiVee2321: ...
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| 2. | Walking Out of heaven Im rolling down a lonley highway asking god to please forgive me for messing up tha blessing he gave to me i see,
evrything clearer now the nights is black as, black as its ever been
with out my girl imma lose it i pray that he would just shed his grace on me, i need, just to be back with my baby
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| 3. | dont read ... Reading books and appreciating paintings produce solitude, and they dont serve the consumer value system of the World State. ... Linda taught him to read by drawing in the dirt at first. ... John read it avidly until he could quote passages by heart. ... To John, Lenina is only an abstract ...
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| 4. | Dont Have One lazeeee
yez
i got the chill u dont
i kno u dont
so take dat
lol
haha
i got lifestyle :P
ull pay for dat
geeez
u n seer r double teamin now
and nima dont
lol
[ booo europeanz
OOOOOO
comeback
i got a solution u both shutup n u both give meeh
ahha
Lazeeeeee smackz see...
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| 5. | Me Myself and I ...
nancye says:
hey
nancye says:
i havent really decided yet. ... I dont want to do it myself! ...
nancye says:
yeah i tried that last nite but all i kept geting was crap essays
Only Me! ... says:
u not finding anything which means i probably wont! ... i hate the net. i can never ...
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| 6. | Maddox Rant ...
Heres a summary of every major type of email I receive:
The special request:
I get email from people who ask me to write about their lives:
Hey maddox, could you write a page about my english teacher Mrs. ...
My ex-biggest fan:
At least once per week, without fail, I get...
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| 7. | whatever i don't have one... sorry. i really wish i could help you. but i really need to read that essay. if you just let me read that essay i will be able to write my own and then i can submit it to you. i really hope you will understand. if not well then whatever. i dont need it any ways. haha. ok i have t...
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| 8. | whatever i dont care just want to read the essays blah blah blah can i now whatever i dont care just want to read the essays blah blah blah can i now blah can i now get my paswwordwhatever i dont care just want to read the essays blah blah blah can i now get my paswwordwhatever i dont care just want to read the essays blah blah blah can i now get my paswwordwhatever i dont...
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| 9. | How to be a philosopher ... The most difficult thing about writing down and defining a personal philosophy is doing it in one sentence. There are a million phrases written by millions of philosophers over thousands of years, all of which make me think "Hey, that’s amazing" when I read them the first time, but which then make m...
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| 10. | Dont know ... Dont forget you have to tell him about the time you kicked Gran on the shin. ... " I dont want to go to confession at all. ... I dont know what hell do with you at all, Jackie. ... I dont know will I get rid of you at all today. ...
"And she goes round in her bare feet, father," I went ...
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| 11. | I dont know ... I dont really understabd why stupid people like me have to submit essays no one is going to use. ... You dont really need a brain for this. and the only reason why im still writting is because the essay is suppose to be atleast 250 words long and i dont think i have even half of it. ... well...
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| 12. | How to avoid police encounters on foot I once had a cat. His name had four letters. I like to pet my cat at times, unless he scratches me. than I get angry. Oh yeah, to avoid the cops, just dont get in trouble! But if you must, just join cross country! It is a sure fire way to get fast in no time. Look at me. I run and I have never been ...
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| 13. | The Conversation Session Start: 20 April 2003 | | Participants: | | Night shift - Freeway / Bleek (deborahjaskolka@hotmail.com) | | ...end them over and feed them my watch (ryan_solo@hotmail.com) | .--------------------------------------------------------------------. [19:55:31] Night shift..: hey [19:59:54] Night s...
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| 14. | aldsjf Justinjyost: hey Justinjyost: we gonna go and get the tickets Justinjyost: u there Justinjyost: ? Justinjyost: well im gonna shower then ill talk to u Justinjyost: ill brb in 15 Justinjyost: u there Justinjyost: god damn where are u Justinjyost: well say something when u come back Justinjyost: if u ...
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| 15. | Why I am here I love to read. ... I love Santa. ... I want to know all about him. ... this required me to register just so that I could read a wonderful paper written by a literature genius. ... I wouldnt know cause i havent even read it. ... but i have to write, an essay before i do. ... so here you go. ... I wo...
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| 16. | Dont Laugh at Me The song I picked that I thought had the most poetic value was "Dont Laugh At Me" by Mark Wills. ... Just because someone might look different, it doesnt mean that they dont have a good heart. ... You dont have to be my friend but is it too much to ask? ...
I think that out of all the songs, th...
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| 17. | Hey Whipple Squeeze this analysis For our book report, I chose to read Luke Sullivan’s, “Hey Whipple, Squeeze This: A Guide to Creating Great Ads. ... Whipple, Charmin’s toilet paper spokesman. He spoke of how much he and the rest of America could not stand the annoying, irritating, old man who constantly appeared on televisions ac...
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| 18. | Friendship Hey sweetie! how are you doing?!?! well i am doing pretty good! Well i just want to tell you that i am sorry for this whole thing! I know that when i said you werent valuing our friendship...it was b/c of me, i know i have been with brittany alot lately, so i understand how you felt. I guess i said...
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| 19. | Scene 14 ... And all of it flue out into this:
Scene 1. ... After the second glass of beer sincere talk began among them:
Scene 2
Manager Sapp(Azamat): Hey, I read in the newspaper that the business going up and up. ... Yesterday it was like this:
Scene 3
Manager Sapp(Azamat): ok, listen up everybod...
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| 20. | Konstantine i cant imagine all the people that u kno
and the places that u go
when the lights are turned down low
and i dont understand all the things uve seen
but im slippin in between u and ur big dreams
its always u in my big dreams
and u tell me that its over
i wake up lying in a patch of four leaf c...
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| 21. | Poop in the renaisance hey, im pete. im not what you would call a "punk" and i dont like that whole labeling system and people should lay off it. im a very good kid, with a tiny lil bad boy streak somewhere in there. i go to desmet, i love food. im really weird. i love cars and sports. dont let my looks throw you im actua...
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| 22. | minaon shits rude rude rude barbies says: hello rude rude rude barbies says: wat r u doin brauwcow4loobshauw says: hey natty brauwcow4loobshauw says: im pissed off at my mum brauwcow4loobshauw says: wat u doin? rude rude rude barbies says: why ? brauwcow4loobshauw says: coz she wont let me go to brads dads house...
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| 23. | Essays I wrote an essay here and it wasnt accepted how can you expect people to write essays if you criticise them? Anyway what if people are simply interested in reading essays but dont like writing them? What if they dont know how to and wanted to read essays on this site so they could learn? ... Where ...
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| 24. | i liek sports ... Rollin Blunts and smokin "hey can I get a nickle bag? ... I think I want to know ya know ya yeah what. ... Did you tell him I said hey? I saw him at tiki bobs one night. ... Hes typing my essay for me because I cant type very well. ... I havnt been to bethel in about three weeks cause...
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| 25. | ooga booga ooga booga is a phrase i use very often it means nothing!!! now give me my essay!!! how many more words do i need? i hope it aint much more because that would really suck! i bet you cant guess how many words that i have typed so far. go ahead and try... three... nope your wrong. man you really suck ...
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| 26. | DISENCHANTMENT OF BOOKS ... After so many books you could be apart of the “readers club” and the more you read, the higher you got, and the greater the reward
What was the reward? ...
It was exciting, to think I could read all those books, hey I could be the best reader in the class. ...
I walked up to the now sl...
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| 27. | shh Everything I want is everything you are, Now it has just gone too far. You chose to live a lie, And leave me here to wonder why. The happiness in my life was with you, Now I’m all alone and I don’t know what to do. I continuously think of you everyday and night, I ask God why he took away my light. ...
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| 28. | I dont know how to write essays I dont know how to write essays.
By:Peter
I have not idea how to write essays. It is for that reason I have came to this site. So I never have to. I can just sit on my ass and read other writers essays.
It will help me alot, I will learn alot, It wi...
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| 29. | nana i dont like music at all, i dont like music at all, this is my worst nightmare.who do u think u are.nothing yes thats what i thought too.just give me my essay.if im searching for one, thats because i dont know how to right one and u're telling me now to write ab essay.that's the most stupid thing th...
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| 30. | feel better Hey girl. I heard you had Strep Throat so i decided to write to you instead of calling you so that way you wont have to talk. From what I have been hearing you seem to have gotten the wrong idea from what i left you on the board. I had an awful week followed by the worst posibble day. Noone was at t...
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| 31. | silik A band that needs no essey www.silik.net. THis band consists of 5 people and goes all over the u.s. this essey is stupid but i need another essey for free so i have to cover 250 words so if you donot mind dont read the rest. Well hows it going out there i am fine. This paper is typed as it goes well...
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| 32. | why dickwads suck Question: Hi Deron, You have probably been asked this before but what the hey......In the CKY Landspeed video was it hard to get down from being taped to a pole for the to all of you slot?? It's just me and my sis were watching it and that popped into our heads. asked by Louise on Wednesday, Decembe...
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| 33. | essat this is my essay so u can read it so please read my essya because it is niceIbanez Kid 1 8 2: Dude Ibanez Kid 1 8 2: Whats the good word on you gettin offended Ibanez Kid 1 8 2: Everytime I refer to mandy's love flower s R s T u D 143: thats not it man s R s T u D 143: the thing is that I dont know ...
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| 34. | FREAK SHOW You d Never Believe It If I Told You ... Ahh well, I guess Ando knows what he’s doing. ... I mean surely if all those great players couldn’t get a start, we must have a pretty kick arse team right now, hey?”
“Well, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but we’re coming second last. ... ”
“You’d be surprised.”
“I’m sure I...
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| 35. | college essays hey my name is baby. i am fourteen years old. i live in new york. it is really cool here. i like to live in new york. i want to go to college. do you want to go to college? this essay is about how to write a good college essay. firstly, you should not try to make them feel bad for you beause that wi...
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| 36. | Day i Never Read Again Jessica Preslar
August 27,2003
English 101
The Day I Never Read Again
Walking tall at 5’4 with long black hair and little brown almond shaped eyes I stroll into my 5th grade class to sit down. ... I was the cutest young lady to ever hit Conestoga Elementary school grounds. So I had to sit by ...
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| 37. | hello hi what is the most important thing i am in the world for a reason what is the dog doing to the cate hello my name is linda got a prob? no just dont! hehe i dont know what i'm doing here i just need the papers you know. i'm running out of things to say her. i need help with my damn research paper ab...
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| 38. | SGSGSDGSD WckdFury (10:31:26 AM): hey hey WckdFury (10:31:27 AM): how ya feeling rf0 9 1 (10:31:30 AM): hi!!! rf0 9 1 (10:31:33 AM): all better :-) rf0 9 1 (10:31:36 AM): how about you? WckdFury (10:31:39 AM): :-D:-D:-D yay!!! rf0 9 1 (10:31:41 AM): how was your doctors appointment? WckdFury (10:31:47 AM): no...
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| 39. | people these days need a life u guys shouldnt be doin all this essay copying its kinda sad dun u think so that your making feel tonight
its hard to let it go
your giving me to many things
lately,your all i need
you smiled at me and said
dont get me wrong i love you
but does that mean
i have to meet your father
w...
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| 40. | conversation ...
Nomad13 1985: ive listened to her side for months
Nomad13 1985: and i answered all of her questions last
night
Anr1988: well then u shoulld let her hear urs
Nomad13 1985: ask her for conversation if u want
Anr1988: i know that u dont tell her anything
Nomad13 1985: i told her everythin...
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| 41. | One man equals six others ...
Stay with me baby
And thats all I ask of you And I know that someday
You wont remember
The way that this moment feels to you
Dont let it go Dont turn your back on what you think you know
You never know you know
Dont leave it alone
Cause I need you to cling to
[Chorus:] Cause...
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| 42. | essays are horrible i really hate essays. i always have. and i will never like them and they are gay and i just need to see a report now. are is am was. i need to sleep this is not right. i dont like this two hundred and fifty words what the blank is that. i dont want to write in all this bull blank. i need to be sleep...
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| 43. | How I Deal I think that this is that and that is this and I dont know, I really dont think I should sumbmit one of my papers for someone to use because I write shitty papers sometimes, and I woulndt wnat to be responsible for someone else getting a shitty grade that could hurt their gpa or future goals and wis...
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| 44. | i honestly cant write if i could write do you think that i would be here? i dont think that would be the case. i mean why would i send my time here looking for a essay paper when i could write my own. i mean i dont understand why this sign up would ask that? ... if i could write do you think that i would be here? i dont ...
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| 45. | dfdfdf I have noticed a slight drop in interest of other peoples blogs lately which I think is also increasing the amount of people that just dont read them anymore.. could it be the lack of interest of peoples desire to read other peoples miserable lives? no not a chance.. human nature depends on the mise...
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| 46. | learning to read When I think about how I learned to read, several memories begin to flood my mind. I think sometimes, that even now, I am still learning to read. For example, I can still pick up a book and know how to read sentences and pronounce words, but the writing styles have changed to meet the needs of t...
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| 47. | HERo A hero is someone who doesnt care and dont want to. HE lives on his own He is going to live forever. Hamlet wasnt a hero because he didnt kill anyone for bravery but rather out of anger and disgracefulness attempt towards the king. I think that sums up the whole topic of my essay Why does it have to...
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| 48. | dfbdfgdf i love me i love me i love me i love me and i love u its because u its such an awesome word i love you i mean the only time you actually say it is i think you are the world you are amazing WckdFury (10:31:26 AM): hey hey WckdFury (10:31:27 AM): how ya feeling rf0 9 1 (10:31:30 AM): hi!!! rf0 9 1 (10...
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| 49. | DOnt have one I dont have an essay. ... One is Silver the Other is Gold
My report is on the subject of gold and silver during the 1850s and how it affected the presidential election of 1896. ... The one element that seems to have been in our history since someone thought up money. ... One such culture would ...
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| 50. | Dont have an essay ... I dont want to rewrite my
stuff, integrate the new information, figure out where to throw credit,
etc. ...
PLEASE, if you send me something that you think was worth saying and
therefore worth putting into the FAQ, then give me a nickname or
something, unless you dont mind me using...
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