danny katz
... columns to form the book dork, geek jew, was not Danny katz’s idea but a friends. A friend suggested to him the idea of putting his columns together to form a book. Danny katz then said that is was a bad idea and that only lazy writers do that because they hav no ideas left IT JUST SHOWS THAT THEY'RE NOT TRUE ARTISTS AT ALL, THEY'RE JUST LAZY UNINSPIRED TONKS. The friend then said it’s a fast way of making money. Katz then asked do u think I could get it out by chrismas.. the book has 71 of Danny katz’s best columns which r about his life his observations and him a jewish person experiencing Australian culture. He also writes about his experiences in restaurant s and his hobbies. As a columnist Danny katz does get some heckles . there is a column on how Danny katz deals with heckles. One such heckle is 'Dear Mr Katz, Go back to Israel where you belong and take all the Asians with You. You Jews are destroying the Aryan race who created civilisation. All you want is a big-breasted Aryan girl you can destroy. Go back to Israel because we don't want another Jew with a dork-geek personality.' Danny katz usually has to write back a witty line such as sir 20 million sperm andu had to be the one to get through. But most of the time he gets fanmail, or a person named heta telling him his typing errors. Danny katz started writing in class 4c, the teacher had asked watthe students wanted to do wen they grew up. One boy said a police man so he could save the world from bad guys and one student said he wanted to be a doctor so he could help ppl. Danny katz said he wanted to become a writer so he could forge language into the smithy of his soul and sculpt it with his hands. At lunch time he was beaten up by the kid who wanted to be a doctor and the kid who wanted to be a police man. Danny katz has a routine of writing his column, he has a week to do it so he spreads out his time. First he usually plays a game called snoods and then he says “common Danny get serious” and then starts to plya solitaire. After a while he plays snoods because solitaire is too hard. On the first day Danny writes his rough copy of his column on the next day he polishes it up. On the third day he throws it out and starts again on his nu rough copy. On the 4 the day he comes to his senses and starts with the original piece on the 5 th day he polishes it up some more and tyhen realizes itrs turned to rubbish and on the sixth day he has stuck with his rough copy and has given it to his wife as a critic. Danny katz was born in Canada s...