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...xistence of its shit, does it have to wonder whether its shit is as large as it thinks it??? For that the man must unceasingly compare this divine feeling with those which it tested before, which it amene forcing, inevitably with the conclusion scatologique:Toute shit is relative in the face. an experimental method of calibration of the shit at summer developed by Jean-Phillipe Ball, disciple of famous Jako Ox... D=((Vh)˛*P)/S D:diametre of the merde(en m) Vh:Vitesse of race towards the chiottes(en m/s) P:Poid of homme(en N) S:Superficie of the chiottes(en m˛) It is thus, which we learn that the larger the john is, the more the shits are small in diameter, which explains why people having a large surface of john, shit more per quantity of absorptive food than the other individuals. Exemple:La quiche shits a shit approximately 5.7 cm in diameter for an average length of 2m04.cf Pastis house A recent Study with also allowed our laboratory of aproximer the length of a Shit. L=(Öt*q)/t+a L: length of the shit T: time since the last repas(en hour) Q: quantity of aerated beverage absorbée(en L) T: Coefficient of contraction of rectum a: Age of the SDF of the corner of the street (in second) a 3° proprieté of the shit can be calculated: Its I.G.M (Gustatory Index Merdique), also called Scale of Ball. This index of quality to the consumer to control the quality of its excrements.Plus the index is elevé, plus quality is good. This index is measured with Burne paper?, this paper, into contact of the shit changes color according to the hygien...

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