IN A PERFECT WORLD
...the game interferes with girlfriends or charmed. Women have to have control of the television at all times. If one turns to a channel that is not Lifetime or TLC, one might as well count their losses and go next door, because more than likely, one will miss the game. The same thing applies to the radio. One can’t even listen to a favorite song on the radio without first encountering a temper tantrum. If it is not a sappy love song, one might as well just turn the radio off, because they will be in for quite a ride. Let’s just face the facts. Women want things done when they want them, where they want them, and how they want them. It’s their way or no way at all. One can’t even experience their own judgement while cleaning. “Wipe the sink of this way, not that way, tie the trash into a bow not a knot, breathe this way, blink that way.” The circumstances can become excruciating. It just never ends. Another thing I find disturbing about women, is sometimes they can be so sneaky and deceitful. They can lie to you looking directly into your eyes and keep a straight face. They are some of the best liars that I have ever come across. The only thing that you really have to rely on as a detection of a lie would be your instincts and unfortunately most times this will fail you. A woman can lie to you with a straight face, on the phone with her usual tone of voice and come and kiss and hug on you without the slightest sign of remorse. You don’t usually find out that she was lying and if you do it won’t be without any assistance. Sometimes her cousin who just happens to feel sorry for you, one of your friends, or his cousins girlfriends sister who saw her somewhere doing something that was apparent to them that she had no business doing it. The other flaw that I dislike about women is sometimes they can be as stubborn and difficult as a bull. When you offer them money they ramp and rave about being an independent woman and when they ask for it and you remind them of their stand point, they call you cheap and a penny pincher and so forth. Every time one turns around a woman is asking them how she looks and if they think she looks fat. You say no and she says” Be honest, tell me the truth, I won’t get mad.” When you tell her she gained a few pounds, expect to get the silent treatment for a few day, to sleep on the couch, and a healthy choice T.V. dinner for your evening meal. And when she goes to the grocery store, don’t expect her to buy anything that you can enjoy eating, because when she’s on a diet, you are to...