Showtime at the Warrior Cafe
...h out Jenkins also has around a hundred actors and actresses in the Warrior Cafeteria that will knock your socks off when they manage to grab everyone’s attention by yelling something obscene across the room. But to most ears, all that is mainly heard is "Look at me! Look at me! I’m being ignorant!" And if you think the president is insanely guarded, well you haven’t seen the Warrior Cafeteria on a normal day. Around four staff members are always on duty in the ____ square foot room with at least one officer patrolling the premises. Now don’t forget the four lunch ladies for the pizza line and at least one administrator pops in to check out the show. That’s one adult for every _____ square feet, but then again adults have to be present or the main course might be weave, blood, nails, and articles of jewelry. What I mean to say is, is that lunch time can also be war time for some. Fights and riots only seem to break out in the Warrior Cafeteria. Now to this point one would think I would rather eat my lunch inside than…eat my lunch inside, but outside isn’t any less of a show. Some students find it amusing to feed Alka-Seltzer tablets to the pesky pets we have flying around. What should happen is that their insides burst but I didn’t stay around to watch, I’d rather actually consume my l...