Hamlet Soliloquy Translation Act I, Scene ii, lines 129-159
...s, my father has been dead for two month, is that so long a time. My father was a magnificent man, he was a sun god compared to my uncle, the over-sexed half goat. So loving was my father, that he would not allow even the wind of heaven to break across my mother’s face too harshly. Must I be reminded of heaven and earth? Why did my mother seem to treat my father as if being with him only made her want to be with him more? Why did she cling to him so strongly and yet within a month - I wish not to think of the weakness that women possess! - it was a very short month, or did it seem so long a travel of time as she followed my poor father’s body; crying her heart out; why she, even she, - Oh God! Even a beast that wants discourse and reason would have mourned longer - she marrie...