Squiddish
...ft they dont enjoy soft things such as pillows or jelly in fact they have a immoral jealousy with their cousin the jellyfish and have been known to even have the annual jelly squid races-not important but their one similarity is agianst anything that is softer/squidgier than them 5 squids hate being called squids, this was a name givent to a grengeon named roy being bullied by a jeelly fish called strange frank he called him a squid for no good reason-but it seeemed right at the time in fact strange roy got a job at the local news paper the grimly fish and referred to the grengeon(as a whole)as the "squiddish fountationof the lowest crustation" this came as quite a shock to poor roy, when he read this ,sitting in the comfort of his own bathrobe.l he didnt know that this would prove to be his downfal roy had set up a reasonably profitable organisation which gave ink to bic- the logo was a vain attempt to draw a pen-it didnt look like a pencil-more like a squid tried to use a scissors to make a stencil(tentacles) and then sqquirt a bittof ink on that very stencil anyway he madea conscious decision to invest his money into another newspaper this one called "grengeon of tomorrow today most of the grngeon didnt like this as it was hard for them to understand wordplay,they hated the title roy even published an issue naming the jellyfish 'dogulas'-didnt catch on until the birth of a dog,formerly known as four legged hairy land prairies they took the name after the chief of the four legged hairy land prairies read an article cos he just recently learned how to read the article happened to be roy's-he was quite bitter that the four legged hairy land prairies took his name the reaon strange frank's squid name caught on was that it just so happened to be in the newspaper which confirmed that pieces of metal weren.t eadable, they should have known due to the amount of rusty jellyfishes lying i...