Controversial issue
...hers. Without this female influence, men would still be blithering idiots running around without their clothes on. Now I know many men who would claim that their fathers had more influence on them than their mothers. But look closer. Who breast fed them, raised them, taught them how to read and write and think? The answer is their mothers, their female teachers, and other feminine influences in their lives. Take the example of superior male chefs and ask yourself who taught them how to cook in the first place? Mothers again. You can’t make an award-winning Quiche Lorraine without knowing how to boil water or crack an egg. I know that their mothers patiently stayed in the kitchen with these little chefs-to-be, teaching them the rudiments of cooking. Without mothers, these chefs would be out digging ditches for a living. My opponents would shout that without the male superior intelligence, nobody who knows how to boil water and crack an egg could make it into culinary school. But I insist that, like without knowing how to read, you cannot become a writer; in the same way, without knowing how to boil an egg, you can’t become a chef. Greatness, like everything, starts at the very beginning. Finally, who has children to further human existence? Women. I venture to say that the reason men run around being chefs and writers and scientists and doctors is because they are frustrated that they cannot bear children. But think about it furth...