Marilyn Sachs-The fat girl
...y ask. "It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart." A man approaches a woman and says, "I'd really like to get into your pants." The woman replies, "No thanks, there's an ass in there already." One day mom was cleaning Junior's room, and in the closet she found an S&M magazine. This was very upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word. She finally asked him, "Well, what should we do about this?" Dad looked at her and said, "Well, I don't think you should spank him." Two guys are in a supermarket when their carts collide. Bob says, "I'm sorry, I was looking for my wife." "What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm getting a little desperate," says Joe. "Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?" asks Bob. Joe replies, "She's tall, with long hair, long legs, firm breasts and a magnificent backside. What does your wife look like?" "Never mind," says Bob, "let's look for yours!" A driver was stopped by a policeman for speeding, and does a lot of pleading, trying to get out of the ticket. The policeman says, "Okay, I'll ask you a question. If you answer correctly, I'll make this a warning." "Agreed!" answers the speeder. "You're driving at night, and two lights appear in front of you. What is it?" "That's easy, it's a car," said the driver. "Sure, but what kind of car? Is it a Ford, a Toyota? Is it a Volkswagen?" says the policeman, and continues to write the ticket. "Wait, give me another chance!" begs the guy. "Okay, but this is your last chance. If you get it wrong, you get the ticket. Now, you're driving at night, and one light appears in front of you. What is it?" "That's easy," says the driver. "It's a motorcycle!" The cop says, "Sure, but what kind of bike? Is it a Honda? A Yamaha? A Harley?" "How should I know?" yells the driver. "Sorry, I've got to write the ticket!" responds the officer. "Yeah, well okay. But let me ask you a question, too, then." "Go ahead," said the officer. "You see a bare-breasted woman standing at the curb, bargaining with clients at the side of the road, what is it?" asks the guy. "Oh, that's easy!" replies the officer. "It's a hooker!" "Sure," said the driver, "but is it your mother, your sister, your daughter?" The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s. "May I help you?" she asked. "I want to see Natalie," the man replied. "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam. "No, I must see Natalie," was the man's reply. Just then, Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out one thousand dollars, gave it to Natalie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left. The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row because of the high price. Again, the man pulled out a thousand dollars, gave it to Natalie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left. The following night, the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he had stopped in for the third consecutive night, but he paid Natalie and they went upstairs. After their session, Natalie questioned the man. "No one has ever hired me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked. The man replie...