Mac N' Cheese
...night and him and his mamma was talkin’ ‘bout how the big ball in sky at night was actually a big ball o’ cheese and the big ball o’ fire in the sky is a demon who gaurds the ball o’ cheese. Well Mac didn’t believe his mamma an’ her story, and he ain’t even believe that she wanted to go there some day before she died. ‘Bout two months later his mamma got runned over by a tractor an’ the las’ thing she says to him is if ya get the chance to go to the cheese ball in the sky do it fo me son. Well Mac felt pretty bad ‘bout not believen his mamma an’ her goal. He gots himself all worked up ‘bout it an’ that’s ‘round the same time he dispeared. He wents on some kinda journey cause he thoughts ‘bout how he should repay his mamma fo thinkin’ shes a lyin’. So he just took off fas’ as a speedin’ bullet in the direction some little mouse pointed him. He wandered an’ wandered fo a long time not gettin’ no wheres cause he was just so small. He got like less than three miles a day. He kept hopin’ he was going the right way an’ he met someone. He assidentely woked up a big ol’ wolf, but the wolf don’t cares cause he was pretty much a social outcast like Mac. ‘Cept the wolfs behind wasn’t black it was white so Mac just assumed dat in wolf life a white behind meants yous was a mean ol’ thing dat would hurt anything that went near him or he ain’t gots no soul. But Mac knews better than dat cause he knews he never hurt nothin’ not even a fly an’ he knews he got a soul sos he just thought the wolf was the same as him. But there was somethin’ funny ‘bout dat wolf though. I think it was his name cause I member Mac tell me dat wolf’s name an’ I don’t member it, buts I swears it meants somethin’ mean. Whens he tell me dat name I shivered alled over the place. Ohh yah his names was Wolftenstein. Anyways dat wolf gived him a ride sos a he coulds gets theres faster. On their journey theys a talked ‘bouts lots o’ stuff I suppose, but Mac tolds me’s one converdsation they had ‘bout Wolftensteins life. Mac asked, “Wolftenstein, hows comes yous don’ts gots no family, friends, or even a bed?” Wolftenstein tolds him, “I don’ts gots nos family, friends or even a bed because I’s ates all o’ them a long time ago.” Mac chuckled, “That’s a good one Wolftenstein, you ate them, sure. You ain’t likes that and I’s knows it. You wouldn’t hurts nots even a fly. Like yous would eats your family and friends.” Mac chuckled once more and then began to gets kinda scared cause Wolftenstein did not denys it so then he started to believe Wolftenstein’s story some more. Wells theys walked a longs times through the woods and then the wolf gots to tired and hads to res’. Mac wents to find somethin’ ta eat, but whens he comes back to where they stopped he can’t finds Wolftenstein. He searched fo’s a long time, and thens he finded him in a cave with bunches o’ bats sleepin’ on the roof. Whens he’s look down he finded tons o’ droppins on the ground, and in the very back o’ the cave, curled up in a ball, he finded Wolftenstein whimperin’ cause he gots a little cut on his foot. Wells they gots back on the road quicks and kepted a good steady pace. Wells Wolftenstein tooks Mac to dis place dat had a big picture o’ dat ball o’ cheese. I bets yous can’ts guess what happen’ after dat. Dat wolf tried eaten’ Mac, but Mac had some device or somethin’ like dat an’ he hurt that wolf an’ scareded him all the way back to to deepest part o’ the forest. Guess dat’s why he was a social outcast I suppose. He got beaten’ bys a mouse an’ he’s like a tousand times bigger than too. Mean anybody who picks a fights with the littlest mouse in the worl’ and looses must be some kinda weirdo. An all weirdos are social outcast I suppose. Well there was dis big ol’ metal thing and Mac got kinda distracted an’ wents in it and well he couldn’ts find his way back out. Not fo a whole two days. On like the second day he started movin’ an’ he noticed dat he was going t...