My Barmitzvah
...g SOME of my secrets to themselves. I guess it’s because I have plenty about you 2, and you knew I was after you with the speech. However, it really is good to see that Ruben has his clothes on the right way round tonight. I don’t know how he does it, but he always manages to have at least ONE item of clothing back to front. I would like you to come up here – I have a little something for you both, to show how great it is to have you as my brothers. Secondly, for my three friends Josh, Asher and Matthew for giving me a very funny speech and thirdly I hope my Grandma Ruth and my Grandpa David were looking down on me and were proud of me today, when I was called up in Shul this morning. Yesterday I became a Jewish man. This could cause me problems as I’ve always traded on my cute face and good looks to get away with murder. I now want to mention the man who is the greatest person on the earth – you!! (point to random person). This man, ladies and gentleman, has been my inspiration throughout my life. No, not you, erm, definitely someone here. No, but seriously, Dad, you really are the tops. You have helped me through everything in my life from my emotional times to my homework. He seems to be rather good at the science stuff and strangely e...