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(cuteone4): has anybody in here helped me with a graphic in the last few days?
(cln): you can be damn sure i havnt
(cuteone4): UP YOURS CLN
(cuteone4): i am trying to learn this program
(cuteone4): stupid layers.
(cln): wait..
(cln): youve been in this chan for what? 2 years?
(cln): and you don't know jack shit about photoshop?
(cuteone4): i just got the program recently
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i remember when i was on AOL and i thought the internet was divided into sections like... GAMES MOVIES SPORTS NEWS
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[MP3] Pink Floyd - Who Let the Dogs Out
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<[RUA]WoRm|`gayNINJA`> wtf did u do on a mac
<[RUA]Mibby> look at porn
<[RUA]Mibby> porn is all their is
<[RUA]Mibby> not like there are games
<[RUA]WoRm|`gayNINJA`> and since it was a mac, its only capable of gay porn
<[RUA]Mibby> hahah
<[RUA]Mibby> yea
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linux fags are like normal fags, only more efficient
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Kitsa> we had a kid bake ex-lax pot brownies and give them to a teacher
he had the shits but he was pretty happy about it
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That's odd. There's an option at the bottom of Yahoo's email composition screen -- I can attach -money- to my email, with "PayDirect" or something.
Wonder if I should attach a $20 to my resume.
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Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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hand me the url
it's in norwegian
so am I
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i think i'm crazy
i talk to myself in real life
... i'm like a real life gollum
minus the fugly
plus 7 inches
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does windows update use java?
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well anyway, this drill sarge gets everyone lined up, and starts yelling at all the recruits, like how they do
and he was over to the left of the line, when someone way off in the right yells "GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH!"
and the drill sarge yells "WHO SAID THAT?!" and goes over and starts yelling at the right of the line
then someone at the left of the line says "PATRICK HENRY YOU FOOL!"
according to my dad's friend, it was worth all the extra jogging and military-type training they had to do
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The French Government announced today that it is enforcing a ban on the use of fireworks at Disneyland Paris. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused soldiers at a nearby French army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists .
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Sim Life
Pretend to have a life
dude, that's what IRC is for
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<+Erik> my dad knows i was watching him watch porn last night
<@Kodiake> wtf
<@Kodiake> did ya catch ol' dad jerkin off rofl
<+Erik> lol no dont ask
<+Erik> i was watching him cyber on remote administrator
<+Erik> and posting screenshots on irc
<+Erik> and we were making fun of him
<@Kodiake> ROFLMAO
<+Erik> so some fucker gets on msn and starts iming my dad
<+Erik> then goes "erik is watching you downstairs."
<@Kodiake> HAHAHAAHA
<+Erik> "he sees you watching gangbang pictures"
<+Erik> "YOUR FUCKED"
<+Erik> "WHAT KIND OF FATHER ARE YOU"
<+reap> RIOFLROFLROFLROFLORLFORLFORLF
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*** Sickenen (~hectarcam@vlan401-086-153.maconline.McMaster.CA) has joined #cnn
is the war in Iraq over yet?
din't pay cable bill and phone was cut off awhile ago
yet he still has broadband
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the guy who sits next to me in french class had a friend that was going through CS in college, so we were talking about that... probably 4 or 5 people turn around and say "What the hell, colleges have a CounterStrike department now?"
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I want a fucking girlfriend.
None of those non-fucking girlfriends, huh?
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qiv -femitd 10 `find /home/giel/pr0n | egrep -v ("horse"|"animal")`
Heheh, oeps.
lol
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(Scorpion): hi
(Scorpion): do you spek englısh
(Scorpion): do you spek turkish
(Scorpion): admın
(Scorpion): #zurna canal for sale ?
(Zaphod): You want to buy the channel #zurna?
(Scorpion): okey
(Scorpion): #zurna canal for sale ?
(Scorpion): what good is
(Zaphod): Sorry, i dont quite understand you
(Zaphod): You want to pay money for the channel?
(Scorpion): what good is
(Zaphod): what good is ?
(Zaphod): that doesnt make any sense
(Scorpion): how much
(Zaphod): How much will you pay, what is fair you think ?
(Scorpion): do you speek turkihs
(Zaphod): no
(Scorpion): hıms
(Scorpion): sop to add
(Scorpion): alo
(Zaphod): Hi
(Zaphod): how much will you pay?
(Scorpion): 10$
(Zaphod): make it $30 and you have a deal
(Scorpion): 10$
(Zaphod): No deal
(Scorpion): 15$
(Scorpion): ?
(Zaphod): $30 is the price
(Zaphod): that is a good channel
(Scorpion): 20$ ?
(Zaphod): ok, ok, its your lucky day, im feeling in a good
mood and i just got a new shipment of channels in, £20 is fine
(Scorpion): end money
(Zaphod): How will you pay
(Scorpion): give me check number
(Zaphod): lol
(Zaphod): im joking with you
(Zaphod): Channels are not for sale
[(Scorpion): ?
(Scorpion): £20
(Scorpion): okey
(Zaphod): No sale
[(Zaphod): Not selling
[(Scorpion): why ?
[(Zaphod): Channels are not for sale
(Scorpion): oky.
(Scorpion): insistenly canal
(Scorpion): ?
(Scorpion): insistently canal to want?
(Scorpion): pls
(Scorpion): alo
(Scorpion): to speak
(Scorpion): plssss. :(
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What's the deal with Ovaltine
the cup's round :(
the container's round :(
why isn't it roundtine?
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<+Coneja> and something about clitorises i dreamt last night
<+Coneja> a talking clitoris
<+Coneja> that's what it was
<+kevin> hahahahaah
< geekster> a talking clit... that would scare the utter shit out of you
<+preacha> geekster: it would probably diss you
<+preacha> "goddamn, you're doing it all wrong"
<+preacha> "oh look at you, big stud, she looks bored as fuck"
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