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... "What if... I find me a girl that shows midriff?" You can have those bimbos I'll keep those chick that do devos A word to the Christian sistas I can't resist yaI'll do God's time witcha But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna pray Til the break of day Baby, got it goin' on Like the wife in Pro-verbs 31 We just might get engaged When we finish reading this page Cuz it's worn and it's torn And I know this girl's reborn So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah) Do you wanna save people from Hades (yeah) Then read it...'til the pages fall out Even white preachers got to shout Baby got Book (Thompson Chain with big red letters) Baby got Book Yeah baby When it comes to a good book Stephen King's resume just can't compare 39 + 27 = 66 books And if you're Catholic...there's even more So your girlfriend quotes Bill Hybels But does she got a big Bible? Cuz that little things she's got won't start a revival My Bible study don't want none,Unless you got Book, Hon ...You can read Clancy or Grisham But please don't loose this Book Some brothers wanna play that hard hard role And tell you that Book's too old So they toss it and burn it And I pull up quick to just learn it So your girl likes paperback? Well I ain't down with that Cuz my girlfriend's hot her Bible's rockin' And she's got good doctrine To the atheist chicks who try to dis You ain't it Miss Priss Give me a Christian, I'm insistin' And I'll greet her with some holy kissin' Some pervert tried to chase But he didn't make it past first base She's quick to resist temptation And she loves a new translation So ladies who were lost and found If you want the triple-six thrown down Dial 1-800-reads-a-lot And teach me about those Psalms Baby got Book (NIV with a ribbon bookmark) Baby got Book (Thompson Chain with big red letters) Bible college knowledge but she still got Book (4 Xs) Check out the music video for "Baby Got Book" on the "Left-Handed Humor" DVD available now at the www.whiteboyDJ.com store! "At this Moment" Lyrics by Dan Smith; Copyright 2004 Intro I do think that I'll always be there I'd give almost anything and everything and I'll occasionally care Through good times and really awesome times, For better or for best I will probably love you with every beat of my heart Verse 1 At this moment, this seems like fun At this moment, you're number one I will trust you but sign this prenup At this moment, Hun Verse 2 At this moment, this feels long-term I will love you, as long as you're firm Unless you gain weight like a pachyderm At this moment, Hun Chorus I This marriage, it could last for 50 years Or it could last for just two days like Britney Spears' Our date night interferes with my career I've persevered for three whole years Verse 3 At this moment, you're getting bald I can't stand it when you chew that loud If you don't shut up, I'll get this annulled At this moment, Hun Verse 4 At this moment, you're such a jerk You're my soul mate...unless this takes work Do you mind if I commute to New York At this moment, Hun Chorus II This marriage, it could last for 50 years If you quit keep playing slingshot with my new brassier Our date night interferes with my career I've persevered for three whole years Verse 5 At this moment life will be sweet If you bow down and worship my feet I bought your ring but I kept the receipt At this moment- I will love you, I will love you, just don't overeat At this moment, Hun "Our Firstborn" Lyrics by Dan Smith; Copyright 2005 Our firstborn, Zion Daniel Smith His name was hard to choose As soon as he came out We began to shout, "Hey! Our firstborn Zion Daniel Smith!" Da, da, da, da, da, da, da... "NOVA (The Northern VA Anthem)" Lyrics by Dan Smith; Copyright 2005 Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the nation's capital... N to the izz-O...V to the izz-A... Welcome ladies and gentlemen to busiest area in the world-the VA suburbs of the Chocolate City-Washington, D.C. ...NoVA! Thanks for moving here for a whole 3 years and then moving back out. You coulda been transferred to any place in the world, but you chose to be here with us. And we appreciate that....unhhh... Verse 1 N to the izz-O, V to the izz-A Fo' shizzle my dizzle, used to live in Northern V-A Was a resident near the home of the president Our townhouse was heaven-sent We only had to pay 1300 bones fo' rent Cheese is green, we spent every red cent Just to survive in the town where they give up Starbucks for lent N to the izz-O, V to the izz-A Fo' sheezy my deezy, payin' bills ain't easy Can't escape politics, it's so sleazy Liberals wanna hate on W's "strategery" Snipers tried to snipe me, terrorists tried to crash us in, But somehow, the area just keeps growin' N to the izz-O, V to the izz-A I'm not wealthy, trying to be healthy, And not a workaholic, that's...what I resist So poof goes my money...'cuz, uh, NOVA's rich Chorus N to the izz-O, V to the izz-A Fo' shizzle my dizzle, used to live in Northern V-A N to the izz-O, V to the izz-A That's the suburbs, home of the Hummers N to the izz-O, V to the izz-A Not comin' home from work, I'm too biz-ay N to the izz-O, V to the izz-A That's the anthem, work 'til 1 a.m. Verse 2 Living in this culture accelerates your age One year in D.C. is like a stinkin' decade You'll whither up fast and turn really pale Like the guy in The Last Crusade drinkin' from the wrong Holy Grail NFL fans here hate me, always tryin' to debate me Saying the Washington Redskins shoulda been the team of the 80s But I never argue with my neighbor 'cuz that dude makes me nervous He can probably kick my butt because I think he's secret service Chorus Verse 3 Yeah, Southpaw's back, talkin' smack through rap But I do it on CD so you can't talk back And I ain't even jokin' when I tell you that When I'm in NOVA, I can barely afford a Big Mac I was raised in Toledo, turntables and needles Packed up grandma's sofa, moved out to NOVA Got caught in rush hour, sat for three hours And if I fill up my tank it'll cost me $50 dollars And you might be "at risk" if NOVA's where you live Because to drive in the fast lane you gotta be HOV positive And whoever named the streets should be drop-kicked 'Cuz they ran out of ideas and named every road Braddock New Life and Picantes, the two things I'll miss The birth of two children, that's what I'll reminisce N to the izz-O, V to the izz-A I'm moving away today but I'm caught in traffic on the beltway Chorus "Lots of Caucasians" Lyrics by Dan Smith; Copyright 2005 Verse 1 If there are lots of Caucasians What will it be like When we worship in the sky If there are lots of Caucasians On the golden streets Will they cause the rest of us to clap offbeat If there are lots of Caucasians Chorus Surrounded by white people I just have to ask, When they dance for you, Jesus Will we be allowed to laugh? Will you bless us all with rhythm Or will that gift be withheld? Will they dance real s...