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Darwin: So, as even a foolish old Frenchman such as yourself can see, my theory answers this question once and for all! Lamarck: Au Contraire, mon ami, my theory, it clearly explains this, and you are totally wrong, stupide Anglaise! Darwin: Obviously, the egg came first before the chicken, a scientist like yourself must know this is correct. Lamarck: Not quite so mon ami, it’s impossible for there to be a egg without a chicken to lay it, so therefore the chicken came first Darwin: How do you figure the chicken came first? Chickens did not all of a sudden decide one day that they’re going to start laying eggs. Lamarck: Eh, tu es tres stupide, obviously the chicken came first, the ability to lay eggs came later, after it needed to protect its offspring from the environment.
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