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Q: Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives? A: Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush. Q: Do you know how we can get Osama bin Laden? A: Lace a bunch of Watchtower magazines with anthrax and send the Jehovah Witnesses in after him. Those people can find anybody! Q: How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex? A: He marks the camels that kick. Q: Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan? A: They are putting in TARGETS!!! Q: What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common?
Approximate Word count = 405 Approximate Pages = 1.6 (250 words per page double spaced)
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