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>(A) Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have color TVs?" >"Sure." >"Give me a green one, please." > >(B) Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to >Amritsar?" >"Just a sec," says the rep. >"Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up. > >(C) EMPLOYMENT.. >Our Sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly >filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the >column "Salary Expected" : He was not sure as to what to be filled >there. After much thought he wrote : Yes > >(D) CROCODILE BOOTS.. >Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of >crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search >is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a >huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily >exclaims "71st and *again* barefoot!" > >(E) A sardar goes into a store and sees a shiny object. >He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?" >The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask." >The sardar then asks, What does it do?" >The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things >cold." >The sardar says, "I'll take it!" >The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos.
Approximate Word count = 796
Approximate Pages = 3.2
(250 words per page double spaced)
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