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I must start off zis article saying zat it is very much needed, and it would be very intelligent of you to read it. I ave been watching most of you from my classes, and I can safely say zat about 78.5% of you 'ave no fashion sense whatsoever! Therefore, I am writing this article for your benefit, so pay attention! First of all, zose long black skirts zat ze majority of you wear are very out of style. I ave looked through ze school rulebook. It states zat your fingertips must go past ze brim of your skirt. Therefore, if your skirt goes past your fingertips it is too long! Long school skirts are terribly unfashionable, and zey must be thrown away immediately! Unless you ave extremely long arms or fingernails, zen no skirts should be going past ze knees ladies! A good alternative for ze long pleaded skirt is a straight silk one. Now I know most of you probably cannot afford silk skirts for everyday of ze week, but it is a good alternative. I ave seen a few girls come in with zem, and zey do look smashing!
Approximate Word count = 745
Approximate Pages = 3
(250 words per page double spaced)
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