Some famous quotations
1 Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is. 2 A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. 3 Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed. 4 Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. 5 In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. 6 I married beneath me. All women do. 7 Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart. 8 It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage. 9 Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. 10 Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting. 11 If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. 12 Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. 13 A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle. 14 I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. 15 Patience with others is Love, Patience with self is Hope, Patience with God is Faith. 16 The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity. 17 ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge. 18 MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two. 19 Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. 20 I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. 21 Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn themselves to a life of vinegar. 22 Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner. 23 Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. 24 One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.... 25 If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee. 26 For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition. 27 My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her. 28 Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender. 29 Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. 30 I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up. 31 In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved. 32 No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. 33 The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. 34 You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. 35 If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. 36 Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall. 37 If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. 38 Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all. 39 Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. 40 The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost. 41 An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. 42 The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. 43 The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things. 44 Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. 45 I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. 46 Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. 47 A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. 48 Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words. 49 Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give.