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Id like to tell you a little bit about teddy bears. ...
I really dont mean to brag, but I must say that at the Coach House Collection we think that teddy bears make ideal companions. ... After all, whoever heard of an ugly teddy bear? ...
Many humans get their first teddy bear companion when they are children. Many of you, Im sure, have fond memories of your first teddy bear. ... Lots of humans send a teddy bear to their special friends who are too far away to hug in person. ... A teddy bear may be just the solution to your dilemma. ... If you have frustrations to vent, set your teddy bear at the other end of the couch and let him or her have it. ... If you do what I just suggested and get things off your chest with your teddy bear, you can be absolutely confident that no one else will ever know (unless you do it so loudly that the neighbors hear you). ... If you hear some wonderfully delicious gossip about someone and would love to share it, but you know thats not nice, tell your teddy. ... You see we teddy bears have learned well to share the likes and dislikes of our human companions. ... You can also rest assured that no teddy bear has ever grabbed the remote and changed the channel. ... As a punishment the bears human made him watch the Home Shopping Network for a week straight. ... everyone but teddy bears that is. Maybe its genetic or something, but theres never been an overweight teddy bear. ... If you are one of the lucky ones who has a teddy bear companion, then you can vouch for the fact that teddy bears never criticize how you look. ... " Ill bet you didnt know that it was a teddy bear who originally said that. ...
Uncle Barnies sentiment about maturing gracefully seems to be really catching on, and Ill bet its mostly because of us teddy bears.
Approximate Word count = 1522
Approximate Pages = 6.1
(250 words per page double spaced)
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