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My friend, the pig. Well, technically hes not a pig. ... Weighing in at 230 pounds, this husky pig stands with a lofty stature of six feet, two inches. ... Even if one does get the best of him, the pig flat refuses to accept defeat. Thus, all around him must sit back and, helplessly, allow him to reign as "pig."
This last February, the lonely pig sat in despair, overwhelmed by the recent loss of his job, and haunted by the depressed yearning for his unfound love. ... Feeling compassion for this pig, who despite his harsh manor has been one of my closest friends, I devised a scheme to brighten his spirits on the upcoming Valentines Day.
Approximate Word count = 550 Approximate Pages = 2.2 (250 words per page double spaced)
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