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Setting: Bruce and Kevin are in adjoining hotel rooms. Bruce sits in a chair smoking a
cigar, and Kevin sits on his bed, as they talk to each other on the phone.
Bruce: What!
Kevin: [obviously very drunk] What?
Bruce: What!
Kevin: What?
Bruce: Kevin, youre drunk!
Kevin: What?
Bruce: Kevin, youre drunk and youre stupid, get off this phone!
Kevin: How can I go to bed when you keep calling?
Bruce: Kevin, you called me, you called me because youre drunk and youre stupid.
Kevin: Youre. ...
Bruce: Kevin, your responses have been dulled by drink, drink and stupidity. ...
Kevin: You mustve called fifty times.
Bruce: And youre drunk fifty times, and youre stupid as well.
Approximate Word count = 563 Approximate Pages = 2.3 (250 words per page double spaced)
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