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Setting: Bruce and Kevin are in adjoining hotel rooms. Bruce sits in a chair smoking a cigar, and Kevin sits on his bed, as they talk to each other on the phone. Bruce: What! Kevin: [obviously very drunk] What? Bruce: What! Kevin: What? Bruce: Kevin, you're drunk! Kevin: What? Bruce: Kevin, you're drunk and you're stupid, get off this phone! Kevin: How can I go to bed when you keep calling? Bruce: Kevin, you called me, you called me because you're drunk and you're stupid. Kevin: You're...ugly. Bruce: Kevin, your responses have been dulled by drink, drink and stupidity. Read a book and go to bed! Kevin: You must've called fifty times. Bruce: And you're drunk fifty times, and you're stupid as well. Kevin, get off this phone, it's for sober smart people. Kevin: I love this phone, it's my phone.
Approximate Word count = 563 Approximate Pages = 2.3 (250 words per page double spaced)
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