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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI! ...if you've ever said: "May the force be with y'all!" ...if your Jedi robe is camouflage. ...if you have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. ...if your X-Wing is primer-colored. ...if you know what Ewok tastes like. ...if your land-speeder is up on blocks in your front yard. ...if you think the worst thing about Dagobah is "them dadgum skeeters!" ...if wookies are offended by your B.O. ...if you have ever used the force while fishing and/or bowling. ...if you have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window. ...if you kinda think Jabba the Hutt has a pretty good handle on how to treat the chicks. ...if you've ever heard someone say: "Luke, I am your father... and your brother!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: Backtothemac LOL. That is very good. Another would be. ....you have ever dropped you light sabre off the porch and killed more than three dogs... Man, I cannot wait to see it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: firewire2001 XD... lol! love it -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: King Cobra Here's a bad one... If you bring a beer to a Jabba interview... Keep up the comedy, fyter. __________________ Any time is a great time for iPod. Working on 500 post signature... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: Mr. Anderson Good stuff krosfyter, you come up with all them yourself? I'll be sending that list out to some friends, so it might eventually get back to you by the time it makes its rounds across the internet. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: krossfyter nah duke...thats been sent to me. i though it was great so i put it on here. thanks king cobra. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: krossfyter what the @@*#& -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: eyelikeart quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by krossfyter YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI! ...if you've ever said: "May the force be with y'all!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- u know...it there were a New Orleans version dictionary...it would have the word "ya'll" in it... I didn't realize we had so many Jedi knights here! he he he -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: mc68k quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by krossfyter what the @@*#& -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That's the funniest cat I've ever seen (besides the description my friend gave me of a cat flattened in a classic cartoon style shape with a tread down it's back). Much better shock value than that infamous bikini picture (retch value=10). -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: 3rdpath now thats funny-but probably not to the cat.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: britboy That looks like one pitiful cat. I can't understand why it's just standing still though, and not trying to run for its' life? The kitty cleo submitted looked better -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: Mr. Anderson One more You know you're a jedi redneck when your X-Wing has a truck bed -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: eyelikeart quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by britboy That looks like one pitiful cat. I can't understand why it's just standing still though, and not trying to run for its' life? The kitty cleo submitted looked better -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm sure the cat's in a state of shock...he he he -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: Mr. Anderson quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by eyelikeart I'm sure the cat's in a state of shock...he he he -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Probably not, its just waiting, waiting till it can get out of the sink and clean itself really well with its tongue and not all that water and soap. Then make a really big hair ball from all the licking and leave it in your shoe for you to find later.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: britboy quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by dukestreet Then make a really big hair ball from all the licking and leave it in your shoe for you to find later.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Revenge is sweet.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: Mr. Anderson Hey krosfyter, I just realized you posted that cat picture in two different threads! Ha, it definitely was worth it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: Macmaniac Poor Kitty!!! Your a Jedi Redkneck when..... You can't leave the room without killing somone! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: Mr. Anderson quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Macmaniac Poor Kitty!!! Your a Jedi Redkneck when..... You can't leave the room without killing somone!
Approximate Word count = 2789
Approximate Pages = 11.2
(250 words per page double spaced)
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