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Friendships multiply joy and divide grief. No God, no peace. Know God, know peace. Oh me oh my! A lovely day is dawning! Oh what a joy I didn't wake up dead. So I can go to school, Resume my yawning, And continue sleeping in my class, Instead of in my bed! A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your ailments! It takes *both* rain and shine to make a rainbow. Pain and Suffering are inevitable but Misery is optional. Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, Today is a gift. That's why it's called: The Present. All adversities, be they big or small, are but opportunities to learn and grow. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow.
Approximate Word count = 648
Approximate Pages = 2.6
(250 words per page double spaced)
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