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A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his doctor and asks
him what he can do. ...
The man agrees, and so the doctor warns him of the pain, tells
him to bend over and shoves the thing way up his behind. ...
So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the
second suppository inserted, but he finds that he cannot reach
himself properly to obtain the required depth. ... Suddenly the man screams,
"NOOO. ... "
"No," replies the man, "but I just realized that when the doctor
did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulder.
Approximate Word count = 478 Approximate Pages = 1.9 (250 words per page double spaced)
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