Don't have one
Dear Ladie and Gentlemen, I am sorry to say that I currently do not have an essay for this place which is mounted with great essay. I would just really love it if I could just read all your marvellous essays. Just soon, I will have a great essay ready for this place, you all just wait. It would be a privilage for me to actually be a member of this wonderful society full with intellectual human beings. Thank you. Ok, this is not part of the speech but I am writing this to make my essay 250 words.