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What's the good of anyfink? Why, nuffink. Ah, yeh you should 'ave seen it, me cat an' mouse, you really should. Two up, two dahn, an' a lovely dubs in the yard. We moved in, oh it must be ten years ago nah - no 'aIf a mo' - eleven, the year 0' the Jubilee - fifty years a queen. Go' bless 'er. Oh! We 'ad a big gay an' 'earty in the Johnny 'orner of the rub-a-dub. Well, we was drinkin' Beggar Boy's ass that night, as I remember, an' arter the fifth or sixth me China turns rahnd to me an' 'e says, It's time you bought a new cat an' mouse, son, I was talking to year trouble an' strife only yesterday, an' she was cheesed off wiv the Andy Cain comin’ in frough the ceilin' an' the George Raft blowin' up 'er Khyber when she's outside in the family tree sittin' on 'er Fife an' Drum, doin' Tom Tit an' a Gipsy's Kiss.
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