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kowalantism is a new found religion and it is based around billy talent and sum41. my mom says that if i worship them so much, i might as well make a religion out of them. i did. it is called kowalantism. gob is god, billy talent is jebus, chad kroeger is an evil jebus look alike wanna be, marilyn manson is satan, and sum41 is satans 4 headed lovechild. the holy book is called the shermie. it all started when manson farted in a jar and captured avril lavigne and fefe dobson and put them in it where they bred and made little babies. sum41 were the only worthy babies and the escaped out of the jar.
Approximate Word count = 444
Approximate Pages = 1.8
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