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Fat Pie
Episode 2 - Dane Vs Pound Man
The story begins with jim bumping into Godphrey Sticklewept who is exactly like him and steals his friends, the only difference is this Godprey looks strange and plays the harp. ... Dane and pound man are both big business men who have used car firms opposite each other, they are arch enemies and both need to make more money than each other. ... The twist is that all the “smack heads” have actually been sent out by pound man to make money and all the one’s who are smashing cars up have been sent out by dane so the people will bring their cars to dane for fixing. But none of these plans work very well so dane and pound man join up and kill the smackheads and hardos and sell them off as meat. ... " he says to Godphrey "Hmm, Im with him kelvin" "ok then have a good night sir"
Dane’s Used Cars
Dane is on the phone ordering porn when Spidar informs him that they are skint. ... Spidar thinks problem is that new garage that just opened right across the road called “pound man’s super deals”. ... "This pound man must be better at skankin people than we are"
Pound Mans advert is about how he will do anything for a quid,
"I have scams and plans, plans to get your money, thats what i need! ... "
p-p-p-p-p-p-pound man ! ...
I might rob you
I will skank you
I hope to trick you into getting a good deal from me
I will assure that you are getting the best of of our deals
"so come on down to pound mans crazy pound skank land and throw your money away, well not away, just in my direction"
show a pound coin with pound mans face on it
Spidar comments on pound mans clever advertisment campaign. ... "They wont be getting my money" jokes news reader Tom as he turns to his weather man "haha, the funny thing is its gonna be a cold night tonight with temperatures dropping as low as minus 12 in some regions so wrap up warm. ... in your bin bags" - ( weather man has awful yellow suit on. ...
Danes Office
Spidar walks up to dane, "so whats your big plan then dane ? ... " - "just like pound mans idea of sendin out people asking for money on the streets?" asks spidar "pound man sent them bastards out?
Approximate Word count = 2013
Approximate Pages = 8.1
(250 words per page double spaced)
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