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-Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way. -Yo mama's so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill. -Yo mama's so fat that she has TB... two bellies. -Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks. -Yo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall! -Yo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall -Yo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week. -Yo mama's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor -Yo mama's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seat belts. -Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama" -Yo mama's so fat, and her back is so crooked, when she lays down...people say "I didn't know we had mountains." -Yo mama's so fat, and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop. -Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts. -Yo mama's so fat, but I fucked her anyway. -Yo mama's so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes. -Yo mama's so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirits. -Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks. - Yo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her. -Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil. -Yo mama's so fat, God created her, and on the seventh day he rested. -Yo mama's so fat, her ass has it's own congressman. -Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud. -Yo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters. -Yo mama's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine. -Yo mama's so fat, her belt size is the equator. -Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu. -Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is rocky-road. -Yo mama's so fat, her car is made of spandex. -Yo mama's so fat, her car is made out of spandex -Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. -Yo mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial. -Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side." -Yo mama's so fat, her favorite blouse is a tent. -Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn." -Yo mama's so fat, when she sits in a chair, the rolls on her legs, cover her feet like a blanket. -Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames. -Yo mama's so fat, her skates went flat. -Yo mama's so fat, her tailor takes her measurements in light years. -Yo mama's so fat, her yearbook picture is an aerial. -Yo mama's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat. -Yo mama's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her. -Yo mama's so fat, I had to roll over twice to get off of her. -Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side. -Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost. -Yo mama's so fat, I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8. -Yo mama's so fat, I saw her in New York, and when I told my friend in LA, he'd seen her too. -Yo mama's so fat, I shot the bitch and Crisco came out -Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it! -Yo mama's so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test! -Yo mama's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance! -Yo mama's so fat, if she were an airplane, she'd be a jumbo jet. -Yo mama's so fat, instead of Levi's 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's -Yo mama's so fat, instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load. -Yo mama's so fat, I've got to tell two snaps just to cover her fat ass. -Yo mama's so fat, Jenny Craig did a credit check. -Yo mama's so fat, last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a hard on. -Yo mama's so fat, NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer. -Yo mama's so fat, NASA orbits satellites around her. -Yo mama's so fat, no one can talk behind her back. -Yo mama's so fat, on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a 747. -Yo mama's so fat, one day she was lifting up her rolls and a car fell out. -Yo mama's so fat, one day when she got in a fight the person fighting her got lost in her. -Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise. -Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a triet... She be like "What y'all eating? I'll try it!" -Yo mama's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out. -Yo mama's so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell. -Yo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change. -Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Approximate Word count = 3772
Approximate Pages = 15.1
(250 words per page double spaced)
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