When Tequilla Falls
INTRO “Everyone Freeze” a loud cracking voice came from the corner. “Everyone drop your guns and put your hands in the air.” There was craziness everywhere women were naked packing crack and heroine away, men on their hands and knees begging to not get shot. But we did capture them both of those sons of b*****s that dare pollute my people and my country. We had succeeded in capturing 2 of the most wanted men in Cuban history: Tequila Gonzalez and Ricky Riviera. They were the two top drug lords of all the Caribbean. My names Jose Cuervo and I am the ambassador and head of security of Cuba, my nation my land. Chapter 1: The family Senora Margarita are you packed…the plane leaves at 3 and its 2 already dear. Jose is down in the living room with his wife ready to leave for Miami where he will receive an award for excellence in homeland security. Papa I’ll be down there in one second, I’m not finished. Aye dos mios, this girl is going to get me fired. Oh honey no one can fire you except for missing your flight that’s all yells out Mrs. Cuervo. You know I am up for a very high reward—yes, yes we know you have already bragged about it to everyone senor. Well I’m not going to get it if I miss the plane tonight ohhhh Margarita hurry up dear. Papa I’m right here who are you yelling to. Margarita is an only child, she is sixteen and very pretty, and very honest and bold. Jose quickly heads for the door and kisses his wife goodbye, what he doesn’t know is that he will get the surprise of a lifetime. Chapter 2- The Abduction “Wow that was a short flight dad, we’re here in like an hour, why didn’t we just swim here!” I know…look there’s Captain Morgan, hello senor good afternoon. Captain Morgan is one of the leading detectives of Miami and Jose will be staying with them in their beach house. Captain Morgan also has a young 17-year-old son Alex Rodriguez who we will hear about later on in the story. Jose welcome to our country this is my son Alex and who is this lovely lady your wife? No, this is my daughter Margarita, nice to meet you senor and same to you Mr. Rodriguez. Alex takes her hands and kisses them while saying you can call me Alex. Captain Morgan cuts in and starts congratulating Jose for the honorary job he had done for America and Cuba by capturing tequila and Ricky. They all finally leave the airport and set off for Captain Morgan’s house. Location: Captain Morgan’s beach house North Miami Beach. Hey senors how’s everything poppin, yells Ace Ventura. Ace is the sidekick and the so-called “sniffer” of the FBI because he smells everything; the FBI spends money on him them training a dog to do his work. So was the trip easy Jose Cuervo and this must be your lovely daughter Margarita. How do you know her, belches Jose? Well I have my ways you know smiles Ace. Well everyone my wife is gone for the week so it is only us men in the house and of course your daughter so men, “behave” yourself. Alex why don’t you take Margarita and show her the guest room. Just follow me upstairs Alex whispers. When they get to the room they sit down and start to kiss each other. I cannot believe you’re here, I know I cant either, I thought we will never meet but remember we cannot tell our parents we met online. Wow your prettier in person than on the Internet. Thanks and blushes. So where do you want to go, swimming, hiking, driving, dancing, drinking, whatever your heart desires my lovely. Oh why not just here in your arms my love. They just collapse and go to sleep until morning. 8:50 a.m. Location: living room of the house Well that was a fine breakfast wouldn’t you say left over pizza, belches Jose. So where’s Alex this morning, ohh Alex and Margarita left early to go sight seeing, I hope that’s okay with you Jose. Ohh yes it is fine Captain. It’s actually great that she has found someone to chat with while she is away from her friends. So what is our plan for the day asks Ace. Well I was planning on taking Mr. Cuervo down to headquarters showing him around there, and than we might come back home and start dinner around 6 o clock, if its okay with you Ace of course bud.