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A Rope of Sand The Cinnamon J. Scudworth Story Another classic tell-all biography released posthumously to avoid lawsuits!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ From the makers of The Generic Tabloid ~ Edited by Terry Hogan with foreword by Ghengis Khan Andrew Blackbourn -- Uwid 20107393 Still not sure you want to hear the full scoop on Cinnamon J. Scudworth, mad-scientist,absentee father, clothing designer and theme-park entrepreneur? Well we’ll let you in on something: NOT BUYING THIS BOOK IS AS FOOLISH AS GETTING YOUR BRAKES FIXED ANYWHERE BUT MIDAS!!! “He brought joy to his family and friends, was the first to create artficially intelligent humanoid robots, a forefather of the perfectiong of cloning methods. Slain by a skunk who enticed him to eat a slice of bacon that was later discovered to be a stick of dynamite.” -- Engravement on C.J.
Approximate Word count = 488
Approximate Pages = 2
(250 words per page double spaced)
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