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Business and IBIT Humour
If IBIT were software from Microsoft…
1. ... We would just have to press start to access our class anytime
• Teacher :Expand “IBIT”
Student: I was BITten by passion of earning money.
• Time and tide waits for none and so do IBIT’s assignment deadlines. ... IBIT admission process.
• English teacher: If “You are not given admission to IBIT “is the news. ...
• What is the official anthem of Management class in IBIT
A: I will eat money
I will drink money
I will sleep money
• Theory X: Every employee is as work-shy as the manager was when he was in employee’s place
Theory Y: Every employee loves to work as the manager was when he was in employee’s place
• Three book smart students return from the tour of a health resort and are asked to write in a single sentence the most important feature about the resort.
Approximate Word count = 507
Approximate Pages = 2
(250 words per page double spaced)
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