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... But the worst job I ever
had was writing Wayne Gretzkys autobiography. ... The only thing Gretzky
hates worse than going into the corners is going on
about himself. ... "
Last week everybody up to and including the prime
minister of Canada begged Gretzky to play one more
season, give the world one last chance to ticker-tape
the greatest team athlete in history.
Gretzky would rather spend a year flossing rhinos
than do that. ... Throughout his career, any time
games would be delayed so Gretzky could accept
giant crystal bowls or get handed keys to
Rolls-Royces, hed feel bad for his teammates. ... "
If Gretzky was about anything, it was team. Do you realize Gretzky had more assists than Bobby
Orr, Frank Mahovlich and Mike Bossy combined? ... Do you know that
Gretzky has the first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, 10th, 11th and 12th greatest
assists seasons in NHL history?
Approximate Word count = 724
Approximate Pages = 2.9
(250 words per page double spaced)
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