Big Screen Headache
...movie venues want to see their profits rise they will have to first address and deal with it to our (the audience) satisfaction. Let us start out by talking about why this is such a huge deal. When at home, we all expect commercials. We tough them out because we realize that in exchange for free basic cable we are to be subjected to these thirty-second brain farts. But when we take time out of our day to visit a theater, dish out more money than Oprah spends on her audience during her special ‘giveaway’ episode, sit in seats stickier than the floor of your local sperm bank’s donor booth, and put up with those freakin’ kids in the back row that can’t seem to stop spitting their damn Goobers in your general direction, we expect to get to what we are there to see–and quick! I know I’m not the only person that sees this as a glitch in the system. Let us start out by talking about why this is such a huge deal. When at home, we all expect commercials. We tough them out because we realize tha...