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...e TV on 8... On a waterbed 9. A plane bathroom 10. **In the rain** Top 10 Places NOT to have sex: 1. In the movies 2. In a car... WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING! 3. In front of all of your friends 4. In a phonebooth 5. In your best friend's bed 6. At Grandma's house 7. At school 8. In your dirty basement 9. In the street 10. ON-LINE** Top three things to say before having sex: 1. I love you (but only if you mean it) 2. Rock my world 3. Let's get ready to RUMBLE... Top three things NOT to say before having sex: 1. Is this gunna hurt? 2. Sure....I've done this thousands of times... 3. Are you sure it's on there? Top 3 things to say after sex: 1. Are you sure this was you're first time? 2. Gotta cigarette? 3. Wanna do it again? Top 3 things NOT to say after sex: 1. That was IT?? 2. I think I hear my mom calling me ---- see ya 3. OOPS, the condom broke! My bad! ---now scroll down slowly.... Make a wish...... * * * * * * * Make your wish... * * * * * * * * * ...