Marketing Ethics
..., probably one of the biggest mistakes was to go out with out putting on your armor because you were "just going down to the corner." • Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? • People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't. • Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day. • When you go into court you're putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough get out of jury duty. • Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right here, in the room talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books. • I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem. • If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it. • If you think nobody cares you're alive, try missing a couple car payments. • I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. • I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell till I met you. • All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets • A clean house is a sign of a misspent life. • I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked • When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. • All true wisdom is found on T-shirts. • The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. • Hard work may not kill you, but why take chances? • Where there's a will...I want to be on it. • War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. • If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap. • As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to and again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way. • I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. • The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. • I wonder, how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? • He who lives in glass house dresses in basement. • Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. • A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. • The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face. • If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine. • The only place I want to go is south of the border. • Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. • It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living. • Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. • Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. • Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny. • I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. • It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. • Honk if you love peace and quiet. • Man with one chopstick go hungry. • I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here. • My computer is so fast, before yours can boot up, mine has already crashed three times. • A hen is only an eggs way of making other eggs • Seriousness is when stupidity gratuates college... • Out of my mind...Back in five minutes. • It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. • BS: Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal. • I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe • Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me? • He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged. • Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts. • How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. • Accomplishing the impossible only means the boss will add it to your regular duties. • Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere. • Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. • I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching. • You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. • Be nice to your kids... They will pick out your nursing home. • Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist. • I'm out of strogen... and I have a gun • When I'am good, I`m very, very, very good!! But when I'm bad, I am even better... • It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats. • A messy kitche...