Pet Peeves Prose Poem
...; I loathe everyone who refuses to try tofu or watch The O.C. simply because it could never be as good Beverly Hills 90201; Blatantly rude people really tick me off because there is never an excuse not to be polite; To be quite honest, I really don’t like football, but I do like tailgating; I reject the fact that you can love someone and never be able to live with them; I abhor negativity, which is ironic because I am writing this poem; I hate homework, bad boyfriends, Chinese food, budgets, sore throats, hot days, strong cologne, overpriced clothing, things that never go on sale, s shirt in every size but the one you need, curfews, spoiled children, required paper lengths, boredom, people that don’t know how to drive, parking ticket...