How to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
...f experience. Then pull your cart over to the Peanut Butter and Jelly section (I think they’re usually together. If not it shouldn’t be too hard to find.) Make sure you get yourself some Skippy peanut butter and make sure it’s creamy. You don’t want to stumble upon some peanuts while eating a sandwich. Then you scoot over to wherever they have jelly. Note that I did indeed say jelly and not jam. Jam is too fancy and Smucker’s Jelly tastes wonderful. I prefer strawberry but knock yourself out with some grape jelly if you want. After going through the above choices, make your way to the checkout counters. Try and get to the express lanes (15 items or less, 12 items or less, etc. You’ll find that it’s quite cheap which is good and the end result will be oh so tasty. But before this tasty result, you actually have to make the sandwich. You can’t do this while in the market so get out of the store and go home as fast as your legs or motor vehicle can take you. When you’re home say hello to your dog Fido and anyone else around. I tell you to do this because your life certainly doesn’t just revolve around sandwiches. Go into the kitchen and get out your supplies. First pull out two slices of your bread and place them on an even surface. Take some of your peanut butter out with a knife. Make sure you only use this knife for the peanut butter. Use a different knife for the Jelly. The same knife mixes them together and taints them in their normal state. You should try to use the flat of the blade and not the tip. You don’t want to injure the bread which will make it leak. Remember, bread has feelings too. Spread it on one slice of the bread. If you spread it on both sides you ruin everything automatically. Make sure to spread it very evenly over the whole slice of bread so that you can taste peanut butter throughout every single bite. You can do this by starting from the center and working your way outwards to the edges. Don’t be like most of those uneducated people who try to leave the most peanut butter in the center. This makes the sandwich heavy and causes the peanut butter to come out the sides. You wouldn’t want to see Fido lick this up and die, would you? After that, take a breather and get ready for the jelly. At this point, you will use your other slice of bread. Spread the jelly on it (remember to use a new knife) by again starting from the center and working your way outwards. Don’t mix the two side together yet! You want to make sure to wait until the very last minute to put them together. Right now is when you decide if you’d like to add any other condiments to your sandwich. If you do y...