Simpsons quotes
...anything they can't do? Homer: So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because, as the old saying goes, let your children run wild and free. Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible! Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! (pause) Except the weasel. Homer: To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems! Wiggum: I tell ya, they only come out a night, or in this case, the daytime. Homer: Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what's-his-name? We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Homer: Default! The two sweetest words in the English language! Homer: If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers. Willy: I cannot fit into a wee vent, you croquet-playing mitt-muncher! Skinner: Grease your self up and go in, you... you guff-speaking work-slacker. Willy: Ooh, good comeback. Homer: You know, Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said 'Homer, you're a big disappointment.' And God bless her soul, she was really onto something. Homer: He has all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy. Marge: What's that? Homer: (pause) A dinosaur. Homer: Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time. Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, good night. Apu: This passport is a cheap forgery - a cheap, two thousand dollar forgery! Lisa: That's not fair. How come Bart is getting a present and I'm getting chewed out? Homer: Ah, the mysteries of life. Homer: Back you robots! Nobody ruins my family vacation but me! And maybe the boy! Apu: I can recite pi to 40 000 places. The last digit is 1. Homer: Mmm... pie. Lisa: You must kill the head vampire - Mr. Burns! Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? Homer: Unlike most of you, I am not a nut. Ralph: Principle Skinner, I got carsick in your office. Kent Brockman: Well what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing? Homer: Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes. Kent Brockman: (pause) Mmm, touchõ/p> Homer: I can't live the buttoned down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odor - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what's to be done with this Homer Simpson? Mr. Burns: And a stunt like that impresses people? Homer: Oh yeah. And I'm not easily impressed. Wow! A blue car! Homer: Homer no function beer well without. Moe: He may have come up with the recipe, but I came up with the idea of charging $6.95 for it. Bart: We were just planning the father-so...