night out
...ought that "that noise" is a pain to her ears and that only techno "music" was real music. And how could I even converse with an American person anyway? It's wayyyyyy too difficult to talk in english since it is not my mother tongue! (-- German isn't my mother language, either, but I am still fluent in it and speak it better than most Germans themselves.... same goes for english... lol). Anyway... of course I was surprised to see her at the MILLENIUM, a club that plays nothing but "black music" on fridays, and where about 80% of the guys are Americans (AND... OMG!!... black). I guess she could tell by the look in my eyes that I was surprised to see her there, so she told me that "Hip Hop is cool and absolutely stylish" - folks, she spoke ENGLISH to me.... I went to school with her, we both speak fluent GERMAN.... WHY oh why is she talking to me in English?? And another thing... I swear, the last time I saw her (back in the summer), I could have sworn to my boring school-life and my "save the planet"-stickers that she had NO BOOTY! Absolutely nothing! NADA! NICHTS! NIENTE! And what do I see in her jeans? Still NO BUTT! BUUUUUUUUUT... SOMETHING was there... I know it can't be her butt cause she is 23 y/o, puberty (and certain body parts growing) lays far behind her, and she is slim/petite. So I know that she didn't grow a butt overnight. But what was it then? Let me teach you something, my dear male readers: The trash clothing store H&M (yes I called it trashy! HIT ME! SO WHAT??) sells PUSH UP stockings - a push up for the butt! And obviously this thing works!!!! And then she has the nerves to TRY to shake that..... something..... that she has or doesn't have... "FALSE ADVERTISEMENT!!!" is the only thought in my head as I slowly distance myself from her, hoping that she doesn't notice. So I dance backwards, leaving her carefully, step by step... Only to bump into a guy who automatically starts "dancing" with me - which nowadays means SAFER SEX on the dancefloor. This is probably the only time ever that some of these people have safer sex (regarding the high birth rate among women in Germany with black american baby-fathers). I didn't even get the chance to turn around to see who dares rubbing his dingeling against me, when Ms "No butt and hip hop is fashion and we have to follow every fashion" walks up to me, telling me that it is perfectly okay for me to dance with that guy because he is her little sister's ex boyfriend and a "cool guy" - thanks for allowing me to allow this guy (whose face I still didn't see) to rub his dingeling against my butt! - But who said I need you to tell me what I am allowed to do?? Luckily I notice that the club is getting crowded, and I manage to disappear without being noticed. I ask my friend who came with me, to come to the bathroom with me, and (This is truly a world premire for me) she says NO! And that she will wait for me! HELLOOOOOOOOO we are women... we ALWAYS go to bathrooms together, no matter what! (And I won't explain WHY, because this is one of the misteries about us women that you guys will never understand). Alright, so I walk my way through the crowd, heading towards the bathroom. Let me tell you, I almost walked into the wrong bathroom, becau...