i will win
...over. as i cross the finish line my left rear tire blows out . the last thing i remember is seeing the paramedics and thats it. as i lay here having my family and friends come to look at me in the box i cant help but wonder what it would have ben like if i hadnt started that race?when the viewing is over i begin to remember the time i ate mcdonalds on the park bench and the time i registered my car for insurance.now im going to tell you a joke.There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. First the cucumber said "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him and says, "You th...