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...ouncil, came to defend his reputation against allegations of open and outright ass watching and offered a moving closing statement. "I am only human. Blood runs through these veins just like you, or you... or even you. Now I implore you, consider this when you're deciding my fate. Consider yourself. Consider asses. Beautiful, wonderful asses." After several hours the jury revealed the verdict, finding Ruby guilty of over 100 counts of ass looking. Ruby expressed disappointment at a press conference Tuesday, "With all the asses in the world you'd expect our society to be more accepting of someone who wants only to love them. And I do love them. I love them all, so very much." This guilty verdict opens the door for a plethora of lawsuits for wrongful ass watching in a public place. Chet Demacur, legal expert, has offered to assist Ruby in his fight to clear his name and that of all ass watchers through out the world....