the sheep farm
.... All four of us took a slow and patient walk inside the house. While she was in her living room, bedroom, closet, and kitchen at the same time preparing the coffee, josh and I gazed around at the small and cramped 3-room house. Since josh and I didn’t drink any coffee we spent some time chasing this lady’s cat all over her house until me made our way outside. We walked across the dirt driveway and headed to this wood structure that housed about twenty-five pigs. The smell was horrible, so after we were done tormenting and making the pigs nervous we went out the door leading to a grass field. As the sun shun on my forehead a horrid and sadistic smile took control of my face as my eyes fixed upon a huge heard of about 30 sheep, all gathered to the left of a tree grown in the center of the field to provide shade for them on sunny days. As I slowly turned my head josh had the same exact look of on the count of three on his face as I did. I led the way with a couple of power steps that morphed into a full speed sprint as quick as a bullet headed directly to the center of this heard. Once the sheep noticed that josh and I weren’t stopping, their knees trembled in fear first, and then started to propel the sheep so quick that they almost forgot their fur in the shade. This quickly turned into a full-fledged COPS episode, as the white sheep turned left and these two odd black furred sheep turned right. Now of course we took pursuit of the two odd ones because we had a better chance of catching two than twenty-eight. They hooked a speedy right and hit the boosters, so josh and I split up to deny a turn that would have to be made in order for the sheep to escape. Once they reached the end of the field they had nowhere to go, trapped at last! We began to close on them when their knees buckled and they both collapsed. One of them was dead for sure; the other was breathing so heavily that it sounded like a whistle when it inhaled and a trucks air horn when it exhaled. Its heart was going to explode any minute, so we ran to the other end of the field were the fence was located. We stopped about three feet short and noticed that we had been stepping in sheep turd the whole time; it was all over my white sneakers. “This is the only way out of the sheep shit,” I said. I took a medium sized leap onto the fence and grabbed tight. By the sharp and hot pain delivered to my palms and chest, I noticed that these fences were electric and I was being electrocuted. Somehow I managed to twitch loose off the fence and fell on my back. My fall was cushioned by the massive amounts of sheep shit I landed on. I began to cry once I snapped out of the daze I was in and understood what had happened. I had never seen Josh laugh so hard in my life, which made me angry and hungry f...