King Of The Deathmatch
...le and then slides back in himself. Benoit sets up the table and places Menace on the table. Benoit goes to the top turnbuckle and launches himself off with the diving headbutt as Menace rolls out the way as Benoit goes crashing through the table shattering it on impact as a loud "CRACK" echoes throughout the arena as Benoit lays in a rubble of broken table and blood. Both men get to their feet as Benoit goes for a charging elbow...Menace reverses it and puts Benoit in position and sends him crashing down with the Menace Driver as Benoit bounces off the mat and Menace goes for a cover..1...2...3!!!! "Learn To Crawl" echoes throughout the arena as Menace is announced the winner by pinfall ~
Gerner: Looks like Benoit's luck wasnt enough to pull this one off...
Magee: Menace has just pulled an upset victory over Chris Benoit and Benoit has to be shocked.
Gerner: Not even the wimpy crossface was enough to keep Menace down...
Magee: Excuse us ladies and gentlemen but we're getting something from the backstage area.
~ we go backstage to see Mr. Giggles in his locker room taping up his wrists for his title defense. He takes a deep breath and starts laughing to himself looking at the united states title until he is suddendly ambushed from behind as the scene goes out of focus until the scene ends with a shot of Mr Giggles laying motionless on the floor of his dressing room ~
Magee: Mr Giggles has been attacked prior to his match!!!
Gerner: Who the hell attacked him Loudmouth? It could be anyone.
Magee: Either way Mr Giggles is in trouble because his match is next!!!
Gerner: We'll be back fans dont go away.
~ a commercial cuts for WWOI Planetary as well as Ninja Gaiden for X Box and Playstation 2. We come back to see Chris Jericho in the middle of the ring..mocking the fans until "HaHaHaHaHa" hits over the sound system to see Mr Giggles coming out to a mixed ovation of cheers and boos with the united states title over his left shoulder, gripping onto his right arm looking to still be in pain from the prior attack. Jericho leaves the ring and charges at Giggles nailing him with an elbow to the head as Giggles and Jericho begin exchanging lefts and rights. Jericho gets the better end of it after boxing Giggles' ears. He brings Giggles to ringside and tosses him in as the bell rings starting the match. Jericho climbs in as Giggles and Jericho continue to exchange lefts and rights, Giggles getting the better end of it by tossing Jericho to the mat with a quick hip toss. Jericho gets to his feet and answers back with a dropkick to Giggles chest knocking him to the ground. Jericho stomps on the fallen Giggles until Giggles delivers a low blow causing Jericho to bend over...Giggles positions him for a powerbomb as Jericho reverses it by dropping Giggles with a back body toss as Giggles lays on the mat. Jericho charges towards the ropes and comes back with a clothesline as Giggles ducks and nails Jericho with a quick right to the gut and then follows it up with a 360 samoan drop as Jericho lays motionless in the middle of the ring ~
Magee: Giggles might have more than we expected Joel...
Gerner: Well he is fighting a canadian after all...
Magee: If Giggles can pull this off he'll show to be the true united states champion.
~ Giggles picks up Jericho by his hair and positions him for a powerbomb until Jericho delivers a low blow of his own, positioning Giggles for a powerbomb and sends him crashing to the mat with a powerbomb as Giggles rolls around in pain. Jericho stretches out his right arm and sends repeated knee drops on top of it as Giggles quickly pulls back his arm and grips it from the pain. Jericho laughing, gets to his feet and begins mocking Giggles while cussing and flipping off the fans. Giggles gets to his feet and nails Jericho with a hard kick to his kidney as Jericho turns around to recieve a kick to the gut followed by a lifting press drop slamming Jericho to the mat. Giggles drags Jericho to the ropes and ties his leg to one of the ropes and begins delivering kicks to Jerichos knee tied in the ropes as Jericho wails in pain from the torture. Giggles runs to the ropes and comes back with a charging kick to Jericho's knee as the impact of the kick gives enough damage to release Jericho's leg from the rope knot. Giggles waits for Jericho to get to his feet, once he does we see Giggles charge and nail Jericho with a running shoulderblock knocking Jericho into the corner. Giggles goes back a few feet and goes for another shoulderblock as Jericho moves out of the way...Giggles launching himself into the turnpost nailing his right shoulder on the steel turnpost ~
Magee: Giggles didnt see that coming.
Gerner: Of course he didnt...hes an idiot.
~ Jericho rolls up Giggles from behind..1..2..kickout by Giggles!!! The two get to their feet as Jericho lands a brutal slap of disrespect across Giggles face as a loud "SLAP" is heard throughout the arena. Giggles answers back with a hard right to Jericho as Jericho staggers...Giggles bringing him to the ground with a charging spear as Jericho remains motionless on the mat. Giggles picks up Jericho and locks on an abdominal stretch as Jericho grows tired looks on his face from the pain of the hold. After a few minutes Jericho gets enough strength to reverse it by tossing Giggles over as both men lay on the mat. Jericho is the first to his feet...approaching Giggles from behind and bringing him back down with a russian legsweep. Jericho runs to the ropes and bounces off with a lionsault as Giggles reverses it by lifting up his knees as Jericho bounces off Giggles knees gripping his midsection from the pain. Giggles goes to the outside and tosses in a steel chair and then slides in himself. Giggles rolls Jericho over and begins battering his kidney with the chair as repeated "THWACKS" are heard throughout the arena. Giggles places the chair in the corner..lifting up Jericho he attempts an irish whip but Jericho reverses it by sending Giggles into the corner as his head bounces off the steel chair as another "THWACK" echoes throughout the arena ~
Magee: That chair has been a favorite so far...
Gerner: I bet you not one of Giggles favorites at the time.
~ Jericho pulls the chair from the corner and waits for Giggles to get to his feet, once he does Jericho swings with the chair...nailing the referee instead as another "THWACK" echoes throughout the arena knocking the referee out cold. Jericho looking at the fallen referee begins to cuss and swear until turning around to recieve a shot to the skull with a chairshot from Giggles as another "THWACK" echoes throughout the arena dropping Jericho as he lays motionless on the mat. Giggles grows a look of insanity on his face..lifts up Jericho and performs the Giggling Gut Buster as he covers Jericho for more than a ten count. Giggles begins trying to wake up the ref until we see none other than Giggles former partner Vicious standing behind him. Vicious taps Giggles on the shoulder and nails him in the skull with a crowbar as we hear a disturbed sound of bone on metal echo throughout the arena as Giggles drops the ground. Vicious leaves the ring and exits through the crowd as we see Jericho coming to. Jericho gets to his feet and goes to the ropes delievering a lionsault on Giggles as he goes for a cover...grabbing the ref's hand to make the count himself. 1...2...3!!!! "Break The Walls Down" blasts throughout the arena as jericho is announced the winner and NEW WWOI United States Champion. ~
Magee: We have a new united states champion!!!!
Gerner: Looks like I was wrong...some good things do come out of canada.
Magee: To add to it...it was none other than Giggles former friend Vicious that led to his demise.
Gerner: With friends like Giggles you never know what will happen.
~ Jericho makes his way to the back with the united states title to an ovation of boos as we see Giggles in the ring still coming to. The shot goes backstage to show John Cena in the WWOI's trainers room being evaluated for injuries. Summer Blair walks in and takes a seat across from John. The trainer leaves as Blair and Cena begin to talk about giving Rider a surprise as Cena pulls out a pair of spiked brass knuckles as they both grow sinister looks on their faces. A commercial cuts for YJStinger sports drink with Voice X as the spokesperson and a commercial for GTA 3: Vice City as we come back to see Jim Neidhart and Owen Hart standing in the middle of the ring. "Violence Fetish" blasts throughout the arena as Chris Savage and Richard Harold make their way out to an ovation of cheers, metting with various fans on their way to the ring. They get to the ring and perform different poses as pyros go off around the ring. The bell rings beginning the match as Chris Savage and Owen Hart start the match with a lockup...Hart locks on a headlock as Savage whips him to the ropes as Hart comes back delivering a shoulder block on Savage..barely moving him. Hart goes to the ropes again with a shoulder block moving Savage a little but not able to take him off his feet. Hart tries once again as Savage drops him with a legscissor takedown and locks on a front facelock on Owen. Owen starts getting to his feet as he reverses the hold and drops Savage with a reverse ddt followed by a legdrop as he tags in Neidhart. Neidhart and Savage begin exchanging lefts and rights as Savage gets the better end of it dropping Neidhart with a twisting neckbreaker as Neidhart lays on the mat. Savage tags in Harold as they double team Neidhart delivering a double dropkick to his chest as he drops to the mat once again. ~
Magee: This one is for the tag titles and Neidhart isnt looking good...
Gerner: Neidhart never looked good in the first place...
~ suddendly we see Sabu and Dustin Rhodes making their way to ringside as they take a seat next to Magee and Gerner to join commentary. Harold distracted by the two begins yelling at Rhodes as Neidhart nails him from behind with a clothesline...Harold turns around as Neidhart delivers a scoop slam sending Harold crashing to the mat. Neidhart lets out one of his trademark laughs while yanking on his beard looking back at Chris Savage. Neidhart lifts up Harold and positions him for a piledriver, Harold reverses it with a back body drop..waits for Neidhart to get to his feet and nails him with a standing side kick as Neidhart staggers and comes back to recieve another kick to the face by Harold dropping him to the mat. Harold tags in Savage as they perform another double team...sending Neidhart up and then crashing down with a two man flapjack as Neidhart rolls around in pain from the move. Savage goes to the middle turnbuckle and launches off with a diving legdrop as Neidhart moves out of the way and tag in Owen. As Owen goes in we hear Dustin call him a cocksucker as Owen turns around yelling at Rhodes, Savage nailing Owen with a dropkick to the back of the head as Owen tumbles over the top rope to the floor below. Owen approaches Dustin as the two begin trading insults until Sabu spits a green mist into Owens eyes as Owen staggers around rubbing his eyes. Rhoades pulls a chain from the inside of his boot and nails Owen in the head dropping him where he stands. Rhodes tosses Owen back in just in time for the referee to see him "helping" Owen ~
Magee: Just what the hell are you doing Rhodes?
Rhodes: Well Owen fell out so I was helping him back in...
Magee: What about the chain?
Rhodes: What chain? I dont see any chain.
Gerner: Dont mind him, he didnt get his dose of crack this morning.
~ Owen gets to his feet, still hurt from the attack from Rhodes as Savage delivers a flying elbow block to Owens head as Owen drops to the mat. Savage tags in Harold as Savage holds Owen across his knee, and Harold comes off the turnbuckle with a legdrop on Owen as he flips over on his stomach from the impact of the move. On the outside we see Jim Neidhart arguing with Rhodes as Neidhart tackles Rhodes as the two begin a brawl on the entrance ramp followed by Sabu. Inside the ring we see Owen going for a clotheline as Harold ducks and answers back with a shawn michaels like superkick to Owens face as a loud "SMACK" echoes throughout the arena dropping owen to the mat. Savage climbs the top turnbuckle as Harold climbs on top of Savage's shoulders as he lauches himself off reaching close to ten feet in the air until he comes crashing down on top of Owen with a picture perfect frog splash as he goes for a cover..1...2...3!!! "Violence Fetish" blasts throughout the arena as The New Wave of Old School are announced the NEW WWOI Tag Team Champions as the brawl continues up the ramp between Neidhart, Rhodes and Sabu. ~
Gerner: Thanks to Neidharts short attention span he lost the chance to become a tag champion..what a dumb ass.
Magee: Thanks to Rhodes.
Gerner: Roades wasnt doing anything but trying to enjoy the match..Neidhart had to screw that up.
~ Sabu and Rhodes are seen stomping on a bloody Neidhart until Bret Hart and Brian Pillman are seen running down the ramp armed with chairs attcaking the two with the chairs until Sabu spits a red mist into Pillmans eyes giving himself and Rhodes a chance to exit through the crowd as the shot goes to see Owen Hart making his way up the ramp while The New Wave of Old School celebrate their win with the tag titles. A commercial cuts for Hair Club for Men and Ling Xiu's Import Hair Replacements as Massacre comes back to show Loudmouth Magee and Joel Gerner at the commentary table ~
Magee: Welcome back fans. Before we proceed to the next match we should show you the events that led up to it.
~ the shot cuts to the backstage area we go towards the garage area as a door opens to see FMW legend Atushi Onita dressed in his usual leather jacket holding several different documents in his hands and a look of determination on his face. The shot goes to the scene from last week showing the cowardly ambush to Summer Blair by Michael and Margaret James, showing repeated close ups of Margaret shaving Blair's head with dramatic music playing in the background. The shot then cuts to the attack from last monday showing James and Jericho jumping John Cena with the chair along with slow motion shots of Margaret spray painting a rainbow swirl on Blair's bald head as the shot ends with the sounds of Blair screaming for mercy ~
Gerner: ~snickering~
Magee: Whats so funny about that? Michael James had no right attacking Summer Blair or the things he did to her.
Gerner: Yea...but its still funny as hell seeing that rainbow on Blair's bald head.
Magee: I think Margaret could of found a better way to introduce herself here. But what is Onita doing here in the WWOI?
Gerner: That girl could come here in a chicken suit for all I care...that woman is hot. As far as Onita goes, it cant be safe for anyone.
~ suddendly Summer Blair's music hits over the sound system as she comes out with the WWOI Womens Title around her waist and a blonde wig famaliar to Christina Aguilera's hairstyle to an ovation of cheers. She gets to the ring apron and slowly makes her way in, pointing her ass to the crowd as she slaps her ass cheek a few times to get a reaction of cheers from the crowd. She stands in the middle of the ring performing her trademark pose as pyros go off around the ring with the word "Perfection" above her in pyro. "Bitch School" blares throughout the arena as the portion of the men in the arena echo in cheers as the women echo in boos to see Margaret James coming out wearing a small torn up tank top obviously sizes too small to fit her chestsize. She makes her way to the ring blowing kisses at the men and flipping off and spitting at the women. She slides under the bottom rop and rips off her top to reveal a bikini top with "TRUE" on one side and "BOOBS" on the other as the arena deafens in cheers from the men in the arena. The music fades as Margaret and Summer Blair have a staredown...Summer looks to the crowd and performs a lapdance type move as the arena deafens in cheers. Summer looks at Margaret with a smirk as Margaret gives her the same look back. Margaret faces the crowd with a seductive look on her face as she rips off her pants revealing a bikini bottom thong as she turns around to the crowd and sticks out her ass as the arena erupts in cheers while she slaps her ass and runs her other hand across her chest as the cheers grow louder as Margaret looks back at Summer with a look of satisfaction ~
Gerner: This is great....instead of fighting they're gonna do it!!!
Magee: This is an obvious battle of egos Joel...
Gerner: Who gives a damn!!! Get naked!!!
~ Summer begins another lapdance type move until Margaret nails her from behind with a clothesline as Blair staggers until turning around slapping Margaret across the face. Blair goes for another slap as Margaret catches her wrist and delivers a kick to the gut followed by a front side slam (rock bottom) slamming Blair flat on her back. Margaret begins to stomp on Blair until Blair gets to her feet and catches Margarets foot and follows it up with an enziguri as we hear a "SMACK" echo throughout the arena as Margaret lands flat on her face. Blair gets to her feet and starts talking trash at the fallen Margaret...locking on an anklelock as Margaret begins to wail in pain. A minute passes by as Margaret is able to reverse the hold locking Blair's neck inbetween her legs in a legscissors choke hold until Blair makes it to the hopes breaking the hold. Blair is the first to her feet, grabbing onto Margaret's hair and tossing her across the ring..holding up a lock of her hair as the crowd erupts in cheers. Margaret gets to her feet and nails Blair from behind as Blair tumbles over the top rope onto the floor below. ~
Magee: So much for your free show Gerner.
Gerner: Thats ok...i'll just call your wife.
Magee: Get in line.
~ Margaret goes to the floor as her and Blair exchange lefts and rights as Margaret gets the better end as Blair staggers for a second until Margaret sends her head first into the commentary booth as her head bounces off the booth. Margaret sends her head into the booth two times until Blair reverses it and follows it up with a hard chop across Margaret's chest. As Margaret staggers we see Blair pulling out one of the monitors from the booth, Margaret turns around as Blair tosses the monitor towards Margaret's head as she ducks with the monitor crashing to the floor. Blair comes at Margaret with a running clothesline as Margaret pulls something from her tights and jamming it into Blairs stomach and quickly removing it..placing it back in her tights as Blair drops the ground gripping her bloody wound. Margaret drags Blair next to the ring steps and swings her into the steps by her ankles as we hear a "THUD" of bone on metal echo throughout the arena as Blair lays in pain next to the steel steps. ~
Magee: What did Margaret stab Blair with?
Gerner: What the hell are you talking about Loudmouth? Blair always bleeds like that.
~ Margaret begins digging under the ring, pulling out a table sized piece of plywood covered in barbed wire by staples. She slides the board into the ring and slides in herself...leaning the board into one of the corners. Blair eventually gets to her feet and into the ring as Margaret stands across from her...Blair goes running at Margaret as Margaret ducks, Blair nailing Margaret in the back of the head with a roundhouse kick as Margaret drops to the ground. Blair lifts up Margaret and positions her for a powerbomb and then sends her crashing down on the mat with a brutal powerbomb as Margaret lays motionless in the middle of the ring. Blair symbols for the "F-U" as the crowd erupts in cheers. She lifts up Margaret in position until the main screen comes on with the shot of a John Cena on the ground with blood rushing down his face. Cena looks up until some kind of steel pipe comes crashing down on his ribs as the screen goes black once again ~
Magee: What the hell happened to Cena?! He was doing fine a second ago!!!
Gerner: Maybe he fell down some stairs...
~ with a look of concern on Blair's face we see Margaret slip out of the hold and turn Blair around delivering a flowing ddt as Blair's head bounces off the mat. Margaret lifts up Blair and grips her by her wig..tossing her across the ring as she rips the wig off her head sending Blair into the barb wire piece of plywood as it shatters on impact sending a "CRACK" sound throughout the arena as Blair lays in a rubble of broken wood and barbed wire as Margaret holds up the wig to recieve an ovation of boos. Margaret pulls Blair from the mess still wrapped in the barbed wire and turns her over locking on the stf as Blair...