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... Up On You And Put There Cigs Out On Any Available Exposed Skin. 4. Usually Sober Chicks Aren't Attracted To Drunken Slobs, So Don't Embarass Yourself By Grabbing Their Tits At McDonald's While They Are Taking Your Order. 5. When Drunk, Herpes Is Invisible. So While That Little Cold Sore Won't Be There When You Pick Up A Chick In A Bar, It Has A Weird Way Of Just Appearing Right When You Wake Up Naked With The Girl In Your Bed With No Used Condoms Anywhere in Sight. 6. Always Trim Your Pubic Hair Before Drinking, Pubes Always Find A Way Of Catching Fire Before The Night Is Over. Spontaneous Pubic Hair Combustion! 7. While You Might Think You Are The Smoothest Person In The World While Drunk, Reality Is, You Aren't, It's All In Your Head, So Don't Try And Ditch Out On A Bar Tab, Because It's An Easy Ass Kicking By The Barkeep. 8. If You Pass Out In A Public Place Then Wake Up Missing Your Cigarettes, But Find One Conveniently Placed In The Crack Of Your Ass, Don't Smoke It. 9. Being Drunk Doesn't Make You Any Sexier, So That Means Getting Naked Probably Isn't A Good Idea, Especially If You Are At Your Favourite Watering Hole And The Barkeep Gets A Picture That Finds Itself Eternally T...