Sonnet 130
...bies wake up like >every two hours? > > > >If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? > > > >If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? > > > >Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? > > > >Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars >to look at things on the ground? > > > >How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss >America? > > > >Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you >naked anyway. > > > >If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call? > > > >Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? > > > >Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? > > >Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze >these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!" > > > >Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible >crisp, which no decent human being would eat? > > > >Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? > > > >When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to >smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are >you >going to be smiling? > > > >If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about >him? > > > >Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? > > > >If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, >why >can't he fix a hole in a boat? > > > >Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't >point >to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? > > > >Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both >dogs! > > > >What do you call male ballerinas? > > > >Can blind people see their dreams? D...