Stupid People
... can blow up a planet... then, we need a little hole, that when you shoot in it, get this, the whole station blows up! INGENIOUS!!! According to my observations... one in every three people is stupid. You, madam/sir, I bet you’re a straight-a student, you’re not stupid. And you madam/sir, you have common sense... you couldn’t be stupid. That leaves you madam/sir... Now I know some of you are out there saying, “Oh I’m not stupid, nope, not stupid.” Well, theres an easy way to find out... If you think Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company... If you just found out your AM radio works in the afternoon... If you think Yogi Bear played for the Yankees... If someone offers you a bagel and you reply, "No thanks, I already have a dog”... Yeah most of my friends are stupid... and if they’re not stupid, they just get on my nerves, or gross me out, ya know. Like, last week, I’m having lunch at my house with a few friends. One of my friends, lets call him Will... Ratschak. Well he sits down with a slice ...