phobias'
... the fear of books is named Bibliophobia. Why on earth would one be scared of books? After numerous studies, it has been discovered that Bibliophobia is really the average teenagers excuse for not doing his homework. There is no cure for such a phobia to date, although a strong-minded individual may be able to overcome this fear so he can pass his Health 101 exam. Furthermore, and the final serious phobia discussed will be the fear of cooking. Mageirocophobia, is no more than the lazy husbands excuse for having his wife make dinner. One may develop this phobia by purchasing his dinner every night as a bachelor, and once tamed, he lacks the necessary skills in the kitchen to prepare a good meal. No cures except the for wife leaving town for a long enough of a time that it will be required to feed the children, or separation of husband and wife in any other fashion. Moving along, we discuss the fear of dancing; Chorophobia. If one were to closely examine the word Chorophobia you might notice that choro is derived from chorus. Does this suggest that one may fear dancing because he has no rhythm to go along with the chorus of the tune that is playing? You better believe it, that is how the doctors came up with the name. The therapy for this can be very harming to the middle aged man, dancing lessons for many weeks. Very few gentlemen have made it through the rigors of the therapy without crying at least once in the fetal position. Finally, the fear of beautiful women: this problem is known as Caligyne...